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The thing to remember is the big picture. This is what many of us asked for. We didn't ask for the losing or the lineup frustrations or the Shea Hillenbrands, but we asked for the franchise's core to remain intact. We were thinking long-term.
At Baseball Analysts, Rich Lederer has a great story about his close encounter with Mark McGwire years back.
Hilarious
Crazy kids these days.
*469. Greg Brock
Shea Hillenbrand is a veteran. He is also a gigantic turd.*
I will not read anything better than this all day! Too funny!
I feel your frustrations about not playing the best players and all this "veteran" poop. I have resigned myself to not watching another game until we can win at least two in a row. I will not sit through another night of nothingness and cursing at the TV. I will however be checking the score (or lack thereof) from time to time.
The pitching is a bit murkier, with Schmidt's future uncertain and Wolf's return to health and form also questionable. This offseason I'd expect the Dodgers to pursue a starter and possibly a more proven OF bat.
In the meantime, I'm hoping for a strong showing from Ethier, Loney and Kemp to close out this season, as they prepare to step it up next year.
Scattered boos for Grady last night during the lineup announcement. Good. He should be politely asked to retire at season's end, because he's the worst manager I've ever seen in Dodger Blue.
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I don't like to use the word "hero" too often ...
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I plan on buying no food or drink at any Dodger game until they win when I'm there. It's a symbolic sacrifice in which I don't really give up anything.
ps Jon & a few others (I wasn't one of them) predicted the Zona thing this year, there looking like genious right about now. I thought they'd be good next year.
he's the worst manager I've ever seen in Dodger Blue.
Do you not remember Davey Johnson?
The 51s are coming through Portland this weekend and I'll be catching all four games. I'd like to see him at least once. Anyone know of his availability?
It'll be cool to see Delwyn, but I was really looking forward to yelling, "SINKING SHIP!" all weekend. :(
The same goes for the pitching. Penny is a great #2, Lowe is a perfect #3, and Bills is fine as a #4. But, there is no ace (though I know Schmidt was signed for that.)
Going forward, we need to either develop or acquire a #1 starter and a #1 offensive player. Loney, Ethier, Martin, et. al, are all good-very good complimentary players, but we need that number one stud to be the focal point. The only one of the current group that has that potential is Kemp, and it is ridiculous that they continue to play LuGo everyday over him.
Marty dissing Ashby was...Unexpected.
While having a stud doesn't guarantee a great team, of course, I think this this Dodger team, going forward, will need one both on offense and on the mound. For example, the reason we have had had good bullpens the past few years is that we had a dominating closer--Gagne, then Saito.
I look at the Dodgers over the next few years, and I don't see them becoming much better than a 90-win, lose in the playoffs team unless they get or develop a big bat and a big arm. Right now, they have a lot of young players that are projected to be good, but they need a few "greats" sprinkled in there.
A perfect example of this is Andre Ethier. I really like Ethier, but a team of Ethier's is not going to win you the World Series.
What we really need, though, is a management that doesn't believe the answer is to be found in tottering veterans, and who won't continue to mistake established mediocrity for strength. My fear is that Colletti will either trade the players, like Kemp, who appear to be struggling and/or make additional defensive moves like Gonzo/Nomar/Tomko/Pierre after we fail to sign Zambrano and Jeff Kent retires. The dude doesn't seem to understand that competence is not quality, and that depth is not an end in itself.
But if the chance comes to bring in a better 1b or better LF, no matter the cost--the Dodgers should do it. Improve the team.
The Dodgers would have been better now as well as next year if Kemp, Loney, and Ethier had been getting a minimum of two-thirds of playing time each beginning at the start of the season. If this is true, the Dodgers are compounding their mistakes by adding more of the likes of Hillebrand and Hernandez, and Wells if they add him.
So, if it makes you feel better, it's not really trying, in the real sense of the word.
Meanwhile...
"Kemp is going to be a very good player, I think. But right now, he's a wildly inconsistent one who isn't hitting the ball all that well. Ethier, for all that everyone complains, is essentially an everyday player now. I'd argue they should sit Gonzo more if working Kemp into the lineup is a priority.
In the end, this is one of those stretches that seem almost impossibly bad, and I get why fans are so frustrated. It's frustrating just to watch them (sad and uncomfortable, too) from the press box. But the notion that it's one guy who is holding them back, and all the Blue have to do is stick Player B in there and things will take off is kind of silly. The entire team, save Ethier, has shut down at the plate."
not a single veteran acquisition from this list that Ned has brought in the last two seasons has panned out. The only guys that worked out were Maddux (high talent) and Marlon (lightning in a bottle).
Just saying, if this year doesn't teach him the low value of these type of players, nothing will.
From the sound bites Grady gives, he does seem to understand the lack of importance in "veteran" status and "leadership".
Like Miguel Cabrera or Johan Santana
I really don't think this is Grady Little's fault either. This is a poorly constructed team, without power (ahem) and whose pitching "depth" won't get us anywhere now that we're scraping up its dregs. I find the dealing of Betamit and the subsequent importation of (the likes of) Proctor, Hillenbrand, Hernandez et al deeply, deeply disheartening. I can't root for this team as it stands and find myself hoping we'll tank in order to get a better draft pick and/or to teach Colletti a lesson. My fear is, he'll misread that lesson altogether and think what this team needs is more veterans. But it would seem to be our best hope, as it stands. I don't want the wild card either.
That's what I was trying to say. Aggree completely
A timeless flick that still holds up IMO. I love that movie and the soundtrack to boot. Cat Stevens all the way through.........that's good stuff!
The D-Backs are better this year primarily because the Dodgers and, to a lesser extent the Padres, took giant steps backwards offensively.
It's easy to lead if everyone behind you falls down and sets off a chain reaction accident that resembles a scene out of "Smash-Up on Interstate 5".
The D-Back are better this year because they're playing 11.5 games over their third order winning percentage.
I agree that we need hitting. The last 3 weeks has made everyone aware of our hitting. I think it will improve shortly but we are 10th in the league in runs scored. We need to be better and I think this is where the offseason efforts need to be made.
We have 6 games left with SD and 6 with AZ. I am discouraged but not ready to give up. We just need a 4 or 5 game winning streak to get on track.
1) We weren't already 6.5 back in mid August
2) San Diego wasn't ahead of us
3) Colorado wasn't ahead of us
4) We could win baseball games.
And there are 5 teams ahead of us in the WC
In the back of my head I think like you Dark Horse but I really hope we're both wrong about that, He hasn't traded any of our top crop yet so I'm still not judging.
I just think AZ had their hot streak - winning games they shouldn't have but getting thumped in their losses - and I'm a little doubtful they can keep it up. Personally, I think San Diego has another streak in them, and they'll ultimately prevail in the division.
Webb-Fabulous-Last 8 starts given up 14 runs; last 4 starts zero runs.
Owings-Last 3 starts 18 2/3 IP; 6 ER's
Kim-5 of last 7 starts gave up 1 or 2 ER's
Hernandez-3 of last 4 starts were good.
Davis-Last 7 starts were all 6 or more IP and all 3 ER's or less.
All 5 of their starters are giving them a great chance to win.
I will be wearing a bag on my head.
It's that bad.
I can't believe I just wrote that.
Paying 15+ for truely difference making players is fine IMO--And Dunn would be one.
Its when you pay 7,8,9 for the mediocrities (like Gonzo, Pierre, Nomar) that the team gets killed.
I'm coming out of my normal lurking (as I do a few times a year) with a strange request: I'm looking for a guest house to rent somewhere between Beverly Hills and Downtown LA. I've had no luck through the usual sources and am at the point where I'm trying anything. Figured I'd ask the place that seems to have all the answers... I'm single/quiet/professional/good credit. Also (to nip it in the bud) I'm allergic to cats so Bob's kitchen is out.
Sorry for the strange request. I'm at thisisnjr at g mail dot com. Thanks.
the open letter must have "done her in" I suppose, I just found it on Google by the way.
http://www.lvrj.com/sports/9146536.html
Now, if only he could hit, too!
George Pickett approves of our military strategy.
Jon, what do you think?
I would also hope McCourt reads this site.
So secret that he's also a secret to Colletti.
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Greg Brock is our Longstreet. Ned Colletti is George McClellan.
ToyCannon and scareduck are duking it out for Matthew Brady status.
Does the fact that Ned went down to "scout" him make this more funny, or more depressing?
I'm going with both.
I was gonna say something about Meloan protecting our precious bodily fluids, but decided against it.
He must be a pretty smart guy to have gotten where he is today. It is hard to believe that he would permit an employee to filter his information.
"I'm a gulch!"
The National Park Service staff were in awe. I should have been given a medal.
And his boyfriend.
That's kind of an insult, no? Blind guys who let other people do all the work, and then take all the credit for themselves?
I want to be Alexander Gardner. Failing that, I want to be Sherman. Brock should be John Brown.
Pickett never forgave Lee for Gettysburg. Interestingly, 4 months after the battle at the age of 38 he married a 15 year old. Pickett is buried in Norfolk VA in a cemetery named Hollywood.
Bart: "So how do you know so much about American history?"
Grampa: "I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets."
I never knew George Pickett was the Jerry Lee Lewis of the 1860s.
Double-entendre there.
I can only talk about the Civil War if I look at a photo and then zoom in on it and then pan over to other parts of it while Shelby Foote speaks in the background.
BTW - I am going OT (really a Screen Jam inquiry) just got the most recent Larry Sanders DVD, how many vote I should just watch that tonight or should I tune in for the Dodger replay?
Anyone, anyone, Bueller, anyone....
107 The Civil War is boring. And Ken Burns makes the Civil War More boring.
It's really a brilliant accomplishment, when you think about it.
Kent Brockman: Here for an exclusive interview is Los Angeles Dodgers general manager Ned Flanders. Thanks for joining us today, Ned.
Ned Flanders: You betcha.
Kent: We'd like to ask you about the seemingly odd acquisition of Shea Hillenbrand. Not only can he not play baseball, it seems like he can't go five minutes without causing a clubhouse disruption. Why the signing?
Ned: Well, you have to realize that he wasn't necessarily the guy we were after, but we discovered that our first two choices, Alex Rodriguez and Ken Caminiti, were unavailable. So Shea was recommended to me by Brian Sabean as an ideal player for our situation. He knows a thing or two about sinking ships.
Kent: But he's the loose cannon type, isn't he? In Boston, he went on live radio and used a homosexual slur toward his own general manager.
Ned: Well, he knows that sort of intolerance isn't going to fly here in San Francisco.
Kent: You mean Los Angeles?
Ned: Oh. Uh, yes, of course. Los Angeles. We feel certain that Shea will feel very happy here. We've already congratulated him on adopting his new children.
Kent: There's been a new addition to the Hillenbrand family?
Ned: No, but we're covering our bases, just in case.
Kent: I see. Moving on to other matters, what does the future hold for Jonathan Meloan?
Ned: Who?
Kent: Meloan. You know, the hard-throwing relief pitcher.
Ned: Ah, yes. Well, I like Danson as an actor, but I could never really buy him as an ex-athlete. And who was he trying to kid with that rug?
Whatever. If he was faking an injury, he doesn't deserve a September call-up.
Roger Mudd, of History Channel fame, is descended from Dr. Mudd. Cool, huh? What? It's not cool and is actually quite boring?
Basically, the Angels have a farm system that is ready to produce this year and more pitching depth to weather injuries and ineffectiveness. They also got the right CF this offseason.
For example: Shea Hillenbrand.
I think D4P is Col. Ted Barrett.
"Palmito Ranch Battlefield (Brownsville, TX) is the site of the last land engagement of the Civil War. Union and Confederate soldiers fought here on May 12-13, 1865, more than a month after Gen. Robert E. Lee surrendered at Appomattox. The Union forces under Col. T.H. Barrett was defeated by the Confederate troops under Col. "Rip" Ford."
http://www.playrancho.com/palmito.html
I really like LaRoche but if you can get A-Rod, you get A-Rod. Would it still be possible for LaRoche to play 2B (what with Kent not getting any younger and Abreu seemingly in the doghouse)?
Furcal - SS
Martin - C
Loney - 1B
A-Rod - 3B
Kemp - RF
Ethier - LF
LaRoche - 2B
Pierre -CF
That doesn't suck. Hey, a guy can dream can't he?
That explains why I'm flat on my back.
It's amazing how much help it is having someone who can consistently hit the ball a long, long ways.
I think we need a little more than that, fellas.
Also not being snarky. (I just don't remember how that situation was resolved, other than a trade, of course.)
## Said Dodgers assistant general manager Logan White: "We obviously like Kyle Blair a lot. Either way it goes, we know he'll be a good pitcher." ##
http://tinyurl.com/2q87et
1) How do we move Nomar in order to get the money to sign him?
2) Is there any realistic chance he'll opt out now after carrying the Yankees back into the playoff race?
You know what though I don't agree with what he's doing (if he indeed is faking an injury) but I understand it, these guys are HUGE competitors they don't get to the show by being passive, I guarantee you that.
Credit McCovey Chroncles with some brilliance: they dubbed Shea "The Hindenberg", and would post inlined pics of said zeppelin every at-bat.
(Point taken, though.)
Ethier to a lesser degree was pouting last year as well, But Abreu is taking it to another level (IF it's true) so I understand the sentiment of some posters.
Things will certainly make more sense. Or less. Or whatever.
Though Kotchman is 24, he's been in the system for 6 years, he was out of options but there wasn't a huge battle for him to take 1B but give the guy credit he's battled back to have a good year.
Reggie Willits was a great surprise in late May and June, slumped badly for a while and now is part of their OF rotation.
But Mathis and Aybar have negative VORPs, Brandon Wood never played, and Napoli and Kendrick have been plagued with injuries.
Now they are a good team, Escobar and Lackey are a formidable duo as are Scott and K-Rod, Vlad is the man, and with Figgins and Cabrera getting on base, they will be hard to beat. And having Weaver and Saunders certainly helped overcome Santana's issues and Colon's injuries.
But again when this team gets production up and down the lineup, they will win, when they don't, they will struggle like everyone else.
I doubt the Dodgers will pony up that kind of money, but it would be nice to have that increase in offense.
The amazing thing is that they still have Kendrick, Aybar, Wood, Mathis to develop next year, along with a couple pitching prospects.
Hmm...Tigers. Weren't they in the WS last year? Aren't they tied for 1st in a pretty good division right now? Maybe we could learn something.
Not that I don't strongly agree with it.
That breaks down to 25 mil for 8 years or 35 mil for about 6.
Actually this seems like the kind of move that would be right up Colletti's alley. It would be so worth it: kind of like how the Red Sox went for Manny Ramirez back in 2001 or so.
I think it's about time to commit big money to people who actually deserve it!
* Pierre for some hot dog wrappers
* Dunn in LF, Ethier in Right, Kemp, CF
(jaxsuns.com)
It's exciting to have another young pitcher to follow, to look forward to seeing.
Tomko - $4M
Hendrickson - $3M
Nomar - $7.5 M
JP - $7.5 M
LuGo - $7.5 M
(numbers taken straight off of the sidebar)
I'd rather have 1 ARod.
In other words, we should. But we haggle over chump change with first round talent.
Sign Blair, guys.
This is the link to the Dodgers site, but they also have links to all the other teams.
Totally SFW.
vr, Xei
* 2007 payroll obligations for former players:
$ 7,500,000 (Odalis Perez)
$ 4,500,000 (Bill Mueller)
$ 1,700,000 (Brady Clark)
$ 925,000 (Marlon Anderson)
vr, Xei
We have evidence it works. RIGHT THERE IN LAS VEGAS.
I doubt we'll go for both of them but if we're gonna throw CRAZY money around I'd go with A-Rod & maybe A. Jones for '08
JK: The Dodgers drafted you in the 19th round in 2004, out of high school. The reports said that you'd have been ranked much higher, but that everyone knew you were going to Vandy. Did the Dodgers approach you at all with an offer? Did you consider going straight into pro ball from high school?
DP: I didn't even know that I'd been drafted until one of my friends called me and told me -- it was funny.
JK: So what made you so sure you wanted to go to Vanderbilt?
DP: I didn't feel like I was ready to play and compete at a professional level. I wasn't mature enough at that time. (Going to Vanderbilt) has benefited me greatly as a player and as a young man.
On Hochevar, again, maybe we have him but do
we get Kershaw?
Can't argue about Alex White.
Blair is indicating that his commitment to going to school is waivering a bit, so we will see.
A. Jones... not so sure on that one. I get the feeling he's going to be another one of those "twilight" guys if the Dodgers sign him. I'd rather have neither instead than just Andruw.
Instead, might I suggest Torii Hunter?
A. Jones is a .714 OPSer but that's due to that aforementioned early season struggle (he's still batting only .214 even with 21 homers and a .414 slg percentage)
The question is
(a) Hochevar + Mystery Player + a few million dollars spent
vs.
(b) Nothing + Kershaw + a few million dollars saved.
While they aren't my millions, I have to say that (a) is probably the better baseball move.
But Baseball America and other sources reported that if Hochevar hadn't been in the following draft, the Royals would have picked Andrew Miller with the first pick instead, the Tigers would have picked Kershaw, and we would have drafted Bryan Morris with the seventh pick.
But I'll stand corrected if I'm wrong.
>> The Padres were awarded the waiver claim to Igawa on Friday, and at that point, there were three possible resolutions -- the Yankees could have simply handed the pitcher (and what is left of his five-year, $20 million contract) to the Padres; the Padres and Yankees could have worked out a trade, which they talked about in July and continued to discuss over the weekend; or the Yankees had the option of withdrawing Igawa from waivers. The Yankees chose the latter option, in the hopes of rebuilding Igawa for the 2008 season. <<
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2973955
As it stands, I would much rather have Kershaw who is 5 years younger than Hochevar. And Luke may only beat Clayton to the big leagues by just a year at the rate Clayton is going.
I guess Daryl Henley but he certainly is not same high profile athlete like Michael Vick or Mike Tyson.
Am I forgetting anyone?
Where're you staying?
So you suggest our starting 5
Santana
Penny
Lowe
Schmidt
Billingsley
Not to shabby.
Hotel Whitcomb, which is less than a block outside of 235 's Skid Row.
Hm, don't know that one off the top of my head.
I was gonna say Denny McLain (last 30 game winner) but that's a bit further back.
It's half a block to the west of the Civic Center BART station.
Oh, you're close to me, but I'm a few blocks up the hill (thankfully).
Expect a roster move today.
Is "up the hill" to the north of where I am?
Yes.
I was actually thinking about walking up that way. I see that there's a Jamba Juice at 1200 Van Ness (in a 24-HR fitness...?), which is under a mile from here. Gotta get me some Nike Protein Berry Workout.
Ohhh, I was too late for the Jamba Juice conversation yesterday. I loved the SNL skit, but I have the opposite problem with the workers at the one in Pasadena on Lake. Alas, Blenders in the Grass (a local chain in Santa Barbara) has made it hard for me to enjoy any other smoothie place.
247 Either that, or he just signed with Scott Boras.
If you continue to walk up, you'll be in good shape. I live four blocks east of that 24 HR Fitness.
Send me an e-mail at jasonmccrarey at gmail dot com, if you'd like.
Where are these places? I needs me a map of SF. Maybe the front desk has one.
I have sent you an electronic mail message.
It smells to me like the Dodgers agreed to make good at least part of the salary and/or service time that Abreu would have accrued on the major league DL.
How's this for comedy? In today's Times "Anatomy of a Slump" piece they cite Ramon Martinez .194 skid (6-31). He was batting .162 prior to that.
It's also interesting to note that while Colletti was quoted taking a cheap shot at Abreu in the papers, Scott Boras simply declined to comment. If the most hated agent in baseball can somehow outmaneuver you to take the high road, that doesn't speak well of your organization.
IF ANYBODY WANTS A PAIR OF FREE TICKETS TO THE GAME, I CAN EMAIL THEM TO YOU FOR ANOTHER 45 MINUTES.
FIRST POST GETS THEM.
"Andre Ethier is batting .292 over the last 13 games" will accompany Ethier's face on the big screen.
But you look over at his stats for the year, and he's at like .301. What did that tidbit just tell me right there?
Where are they?
You can point to Kuo and to Kemp where the Dodgers put them on the MLB DL list, Kemp eventually went on a rehab assignment (still on MLB payroll) and then he was activated and optioned. Kuo, as I said before, was optioned, than recalled to be put on the MLB DL list.
Perhaps fault lies with the organization, the player and the agent but I am not sure one is more guilty than the other.
Furcal, SS
Pierre, CF
Kemp, RF
Kent, 2B
Loney, 1B
Martin, C
Ethier, LF
Hillenbrand, 3B
Tomko, P
Here's today lineup:
Furcal, SS
Pierre, CF
Kemp, RF
Kent, 2B
Loney, 1B
Martin, C
Ethier
Hillenbrand, 3B
Tomko, P
Like right now. Heal, you stupid whatever! HEAL!
But how would I get the map from the internet to a piece of paper? Where can I find such technology?
On an unrelated note, can Scott Proctor play third base...?
Brock, can I hire you to train my dog?
And doesn't Hillenbrand have too much service time to be hitting 8th?
He'll be VERY soon, I think.
We would have known the trade was an unmitigated disaster at negative two weeks.
I'm sure the Dodgers were counting on LaRoche to be healthy and ready to come up when they made the Betemit deal, but yes, in hindsight (or foresight), it sore looks dumb. It would have been great if they could have just acquired Proctor with another player but I guess that was the only one the Yanks wanted.
ItD's Josh did add: "And there should be another move coming on Friday when we add a starting pitcher for that night's game."
With Nomar to the DL, Hillenbrand's acquisition makes more sense, although, as several have already pointed out, the Betemit trade now makes little sense.
I imagine La Roche is twitching down in AAA right now. Hopefully it's a healthy twitching.
As for the Betemit trade, when it happened, Laroche was healthy and hitting a homer every other game. Plus, if McDonald isn't going to get called up, I'm really hoping Proctor gets the start Friday.
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