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2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
I don't think I can support that.
I just won't do it. He's too fine a fellow.
You missed my unilateral surrender Saturday night to gpellamjr.
It was like the Buckley/Vidal slugfest of grammar. I'm glad I stayed out of it.
I'm leading the nonaligned nations of grammar.
It was more like the time when Paraguay took on Brazil, Chile, and Argentina.
And I was Paraguay.
"There's a lot" is okay? "Of things?"
"There is things?" Not "There are things?"
I'm not buying it one bit. And my students don't read since I, at present, have no students.
But I'll concede because I don't like arguing.
A visionary and pioneer, I say.
"There is a lot of things."
"There" is the expletive, which is required by modern usage.
"is" is the 3rd person singular form of the verb "to be".
"a" is the indefinite pronoun, signifying a singular noun.
"lot", a singular noun (the plural is "lots"), is the subject of the sentence.
Both subject and verb are singular, both in perfect agreement.
"There is a lot of things."
"There" is the expletive, which is required by modern usage.
"is" is the 3rd person singular form of the verb "to be".
"a" is the indefinite pronoun, signifying a singular noun.
"lot", a singular noun (the plural is "lots"), is the subject of the sentence.
Both subject and verb are singular, both in perfect agreement.
There is a lot of people who will love this grammar thread. I know I do!
It is cold and we have no dependent clauses. The little children are writing poorly. My people, some of them, have run away to Arizona and root for a first place team, with food. No one knows where they are--perhaps sweating to death. I want to have time to look for my prepositions and see how many I can find. Maybe I shall find them among the adverbs.
Hear me, my commenters. I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will correct no more forever.
E.B. White, on the other hand, is undoubtedly applauding.
http://www.draysbay.com/story/2007/8/19/174356/314
20-- I'm with you Chief Bob (brother of Joseph). I'll be wearing a pompadour to work tomorrow to show support. Just don't ask me to pierce my nose.
I are firmly behind Canuck. We is looking forward to his defenses.
"Things." As is more than one thing.
On to more serious business, I've just seen on CSPAN the introduction of a new dollar coin. And it's spurred me into action. I'm not yet 35, so I can't do it myself, but if one of you lot want to run for President on the platform of ending the minting and distributing of dollar coins, I'll donate to, and volunteer for, your campaign.
I like dollar coins.
Except Bob, apparently.
Americans don't like the metric system either.
Face it, sometimes we're just lame.
We're lame and we're creatures of habit too.
Translator: Nous avons confisqué votre voiture et tout son contenu
Lawyer: You may leave Canada but never return
Translator: Vous pouvez quitter le Canada mais ne jamais retourner
Lawyer: I am a big fat french idiot
Translator: Je suis un grand gros ... hey
I are with us.
Ten Canadian dollar coins weigh 2.5 ounces. Ten American dollar bills weigh 0.3 ounces. Which would you rather carry?
http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/#metric
As for dollar coins, I am for them. I've always wanted an excuse to carry a change purse. That would be awesome.
We have spelling rules about which we shall not ruin. We have grammar rules for which there is no middle ground. We are grammarians. We shall not yield ground. There is rules, and we will not defy them rules.
These rules I will not defy. I is very serious about this. Grammarians, divided against themselves, are not standing.
"There's a lot" is wrong. "There are a lot of things" is correct.
Mein Gott.
And as smart as gpellamjr is, as much as I defer to his intellect, he is flat out wrong here.
"He can flat out hit" means the same as "He can hit."
"He's flat out wrong" means the same as "He's wrong."
"Flat out Wrong" doesn't mean "You are wrong."
"Flat out Wrong" means you are wrong, and you don't understand anything. You are wrong because A) You are intellectually inferior, and B) You don't understand anything...You are a fraud.
Being wrong is one thing. Being "Flat out wrong" is the worst kind of wrong. You are clueless.
B: You are flat out wrong. You made an effort, and your effort is depressing. "Flat Out" wrong.
Try again.
(Goes to work)
(Logs in)
(Sees 76 comments have been left since he went to bed)
(Braces himself for a riveting round of Dodger Thoughts After Dark)
(Shakes head)
I do not carry a change pouch because I immediately put all my change in a compartment in my car. This makes it available for parking meters, which is the only place said change is useful. I do, however, carry a satchel everywhere I go. I have to keep my very tiny laptop and a good book at the ready every moment.
I'm going off to dig a hole. Then I will go lie down in it. My cat will then cover me up and put me out of my misery.
Mostly, I'm just glad no one said, "There's a myriad of things."
Danica Mckellar's assets are myriad.
His mom has already bet $50,000 that he will catch 3 TD passes his freshman year.
For me, the big question is not subject/verb agreement but where would one find that lot. Is it the Petco parking lot where things are kept? What is a thing? I have questions.
http://tinyurl.com/2avruz
IF anyone wants to try and talk Jon down off of Joe Beimel, now's the time!
Priorities.
Impressive indeed.
(crosses fingers)
Mike Ramsey!
Mike Ramsey!
They are very useful for public transportation. Buying round trip tickets with dollar coins is a pleasurable experience compared to trying to get a ticket machine to recognize a dirty old paper dollar.
There. Fixed.
Left-hander Eric Stults gave the Dodgers a boost when he struck out nine Rockies in a 6-4 victory on Friday night, but the Dodgers continued their pursuit of Wells, knowing that Stults hadn't exactly torn it up at Class AAA. Stults, 27, allowed 134 hits in 89 1/3 innings with Las Vegas, going 5-7 with a 7.56 ERA . . .
1B: Willie McCovey, Oakland (11 games, 1976).
2B: Ryne Sandberg, Philadelphia (13 games, 1981).
SS: Mark Belanger, Los Angeles (54 games, 1982)
3B: Graig Nettles, Atlanta (112 games, 1987)
LF: Rickey Hendeson, Anaheim (32 games, 1997 -- you can take your pick with Rickey .. he played with like 394 teams, but I REALLY don't remember the Angels time).
CF: Willie Mays, New York Mets (135 games, 1972-73 -- the most famous "He looks all wrong" player-uniform combo ever).
RF: Dwight Evans, Baltimore (101 games, 1991).
C: Gary Carter, San Francisco (92 games, 1990 -- unless you think he looked worse in a Dodgers uni the next year).
DH: Harmon Killebrew, Kansas City (106 games, 1975)
P: Steve Carlton, Cleveland (14 starts, 1987 -- also played for the White Sox, Giants and Twins).
P: Tom Seaver, Boston (16 starts, 1986 -- I forgot about this too).
In other news, this post reports his blog is going dark. http://tinyurl.com/2d8qar
If that is true I'm speechless.
Smoke Yourself Thin.
Sorry, I was distracted from another viewing of Good Time Slim, Uncle Doobie and the Great Frisco Freakout.
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg... a star?
We do! We do!
And any guesses on who might replace him - hopefully someone other than Charley Steiner.
Thankfully, it ain't Ted Leitner. Unfortunately, it's Matt Vasgersian.
There's a lot of things you shouldn't like about Matt Vasgersian.
But don't get me started on roundabouts. And did you know Kiwis call napkins "serviettes"? Freaks I tell you.
Juan Marichal looked pretty strange in a Dodger uniform.
You canNOT be serious (well not you, but whoever wrote the article).
Elaine: How could the Dodgers not want to keep Stults?
Jerry: How could ANYONE want Wells?
I don't know how Juan Marichal with the Dodgers doesn't make that list.
ANOTHER Tommy Lasorda Bobblehead? Sept. 14th game.
Lasorda has had at least two since 2000. I thought that was interesting.
What about the enormous industry that produces "take a penny, leave a penny" trays?
Think of all the displaced workers. Can the economy absorb them? We will have people lining the streets begging to make "take a nickel, leave a nickel" stitched together from sweater pills and bolstered with aluminum from discarded beer cans.
"Myriad" comes to english from Gk. "murias", which means "10,000". It can be used substantively, and so we end up with a noun or an adjective in english.
Russ Langer
Don Sutton
Kyle Peterson
Ron Darling
Tony Soprano called it quits just in time.
Some of the best baseball blogs around seem to be closing their doors... first Batgirl and now The Soul of Baseball. Jon, don't you go anywhere.
Kyle Peterson or Ron Darling?
That Enders likes them pitchers who went to them fancy egghead schools.
Just be glad I didn't say Mike Mussina.
I react to "Mike Mussina" the same way Rigby Reardon reacted to hearing "cleaning woman."
But who will be around to broadcast the moment when Kershaw breaks Webb's record?
Webb's record will end when he walks Kevin Mench with the bases loaded in his next start.
Right after Drysdale's 58 inning streak, Bob Gibson got to 47 innings, but gave up a run at Dodger Stadium when he wild pitched home Len Gabrielson. Gibson gave up no more runs in that game and then threw a shutout in his following game. In the game after that, he went six straight innings without giving up a run.
1 run allowed in 71 innings.
Eric Byrnes could catch the last out and Andrew could revel in the awesomeness of the event.
September 28, 1988
Bottom of the 10th, Padres Batting, Tied 0-0, Orel Hershiser facing 5-6-7
M Wynne Strikeout Swinging, Wild Pitch; Wynne to 1B
B Santiago Bunt Groundout: P-2B/Sacrifice; Wynne to 2B
R Ready Groundout: SS-1B; Wynne to 3B
G Templeton Intentional Walk
Keith Moreland pinch hits for Andy Hawkins batting 9th
K Moreland Defensive Indifference; Templeton to 2B
K Moreland Flyball: RF
0 runs, 0 hits, 0 errors, 2 LOB. Dodgers 0, Padres 0.
Hershiser's final total was 67.
9-0, 0.45 ERA, 1 SV
Why in the world would the Dodgers want anything to do with Wells? Even Hendrickson is preferable to Wells.
Is the Dodger GM trying to collect as many pieces of deadwood as possible (Hernandez/Hillenbrand) for the stretch run?
Sort of a strange thing to say when the previous 21 consecutive posts have dealt with baseball.
Well, that explains the Brad Dourif and Garrett Dillahunt signings!
Did I mention how glad I am Tommy isn't managing anymore?
It's hard to believe Lasorda was a pitcher...Because he hates them so.
173 Check out Prospectus and the studies on pitcher abuse points. Especially for pitchers under 25. I think Rany Jazayerli did most of the stuff on it. The stuff I read, at least.
That was great.
We can reprint dialog from "Deadwood" that doesn't run afoul of Rule 1:
"Good morning, Al!"
End of list.
Drysdale IP's '62 - '65: 314, 315, 321, 308
If they aren't, why are teams using them?
Russ Langer
Don Sutton
Kyle Peterson
Ron Darling
I'm still holding some glimmer of hope Ross Porter & the Dodger organization can kiss & make up. Don Sutton sounds intriguing also.
Excuse me while I pick up my jaw from the floor.
Colletti: When we were first in conversations with Neifi, we didn't know what would happen with Kent, or David Bell, and we had players like Reggie Sanders and Kenny Lofton possibly leaving too. So we really wanted a player who was versatile, who could play a bunch of positions for us to help make up for those losses. Talking to Felipe (Alou) about him, he said Neifi could play second, short and third, that he'd be an above-average fielder, a guy who'd occasionally get a big hit and who knew how to play the game. We felt that was a player we could use.
http://tinyurl.com/dhbtj
Wow, I just noticed Cody Ransom has 28 home runs with Houston's AAA team this year.
Right now we have a four man rotation featuring Eric Stults. Wells still has shown the ability to throw strikes, so why not? He's probably not any better than any of our current options, but it can't hurt having him, especially when rosters expand.
Now, you could put Houlton in the rotation and Hull in the bullpen and you wouldn't really get any arguments from me except perhaps of the James McDonald variety.
Contestant: What are the 13 words that can begin a dependent adverbial clause, Alex?
Alex: Noooooo . . . sorry.
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