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Seen a man standin' over a dead dog, lyin' by the highway in a ditch
He's lookin' down kinda puzzled, pokin' that dog with a stick
Got his car door flung open, he's standin' out on highway 31
Like if he stood there long enough, that dog'd get up and run
Struck me kinda funny; seemed kinda funny sir to me
Still at the end of every hard day people find some reason to believe ...
- Bruce Springsteen
I couldn't have picked a much better night to go see the Boss than New Manager Night - not that I picked it. It just kind of fell in place at the last minute.
It was a night where I could feel my own age, as my back and legs struggled with standing in the general admission floor section, and feel the star's age as well. (Update: And I shouldn't neglect to mention the tattered venue, the Sports Arena!) Springsteen doesn't play as long as he used to, doesn't reach musically like he used to, doesn't strut like he used to, doesn't even spin stories like he used to. He can still rock, hard, man - just more of a sprinter than a marathon runner. But we're all getting old. In the first 10 seconds of the concert - literally 10 seconds, I kid you not - there was nearly a full-scale brawl in front of my vulerable nose. Who needs it, you know?
It was a night of simultaneously living in the moment and trying to recapture old glory. There were new great moments, like the "Spirit in the Sky"-infused rendition he gave of "Reason to Believe." But other times, I found myself integrating past memories from my previous Springsteen concerts (Sports Arena '84, Oakland Coliseum '85, Shoreline Ampitheater '87, Wiltern Theater '97, Staples Center '99, Fabulous Forum '02) into the live performance itself, something I'd never done before. Because it was better before.
Though the new album "Magic" is strong, there's no comparison with his old stuff. I wasn't setting out to be biased, but to compare the energy of a newer song Tuesday to "The Ties That Bind" or "She's the One" - or heaven help me, he played "Kitty's Back"! - there really is no comparison. Springsteen Live has peaked. What's good is that you can go to a concert and, unlike a baseball game, know you're going to get a win. But the best is behind us. Great show, not greatest show. There's no avoiding that yes, the Dodgers have more than a future than Bruce, however tenuous. Which I guess should be some consolation, for now.
In a way, the comparisons for Springsteen is with Magic Johnson and Vin Scully. When they go, they are going to be irreplaceable. My kids have already missed the best of them. They're going to have to hold out for their own treasures. Hopefully, this town can still provide them.
It's not as if these guys are dead yet. When Springsteen played "Born to Run" as an encore, I was savoring the words as if I was watching a farewell speech at Cooperstown. I was thinking, "This is it - this may be the last song I ever hear him play live." But he wasn't done. He wrapped up with a truly energized, guitar-driven burst of "Dancing in the Dark" - maybe the best the song ever sounded, followed by an Irish-tinged "American Land." It was awesome.
At the end of every hard-earned day, people find some reason to believe.
Scariest part of the article about Little and Torre. This cannot be good.
Rule 6 just exploded and killed a small village.
People need some reason to believe.
vr, Xei
maybe he does love torre, maybe he despises him. in the end, i have a feeling that rodriguez will follow the loot.
1. The latest episode was crazy. I was uneasy for the entire episode.
2. I had been wondering how they would work Hugo back into the show, given that the "Hugo crawling back to Jamie," "Jamie crawling back to Hugo," and "Hugo attending therapy with Jamie" storylines seem played out. During this wondering process, it occurred to me: Hugo is the only main character (other than Arthur) to not have any screen time or storyline of his own. We never see Hugo without Jamie, and we see nothing of Hugo's life other than when it intersects with Jamie's. I think there was one scene with Hugo in the classroom, but other than that, we never see him unless he's with Jamie. Why is that? All of the other characters are shown without their partner, but not Hugo.
3. Boy, is Mason annoying.
4. Jeff is apparently around for comic relief.
I give credit to the Dodgers. Torre is the right hire if they bring him in and they are making moves to bring the team into the national spotlight where it belongs. Signing ARod is a real possibility and it would be a great move.
Dodger fans should be excited.
Let us all remember that despite his poor OBP, the guy stole 64 bases (at an 80% clip for the first time in his career) and had 196 hits.
I'm just saying we could do a lot worse than Juan Pierre. He's not THE reason we finished in 4th place and out of the playoffs.
Not a big fan of Springsteen either, but I think Jon's point is that his days, like Scully's are quite clearly numbered, and when they leave there will be no one than can come in and do what they did. I know exactly the feeling because I get it everytime I hear Vin calling the games. Sort of Deja Nostalgia.
I disagree vehemently. See Baseball Prospectus' take, which I have to say is pretty strong on the matter. Pierre took away VORP and Money at the same time. Maybe his steals are worth something, but not the money and not the horrible lack of defense he brings. If he was not THE major reason, he was at least one of the biggest parts, perhaps only equaled by the injury to Schmidt.
Here's to Vin Scully retiring to the longest sustained standing ovation in Dodger history. He deserves it. For what he brought to our Glory Days and for making the time since 1988 bareable....
vr, Xei
I'm playing catch-up with the news from late yesterday, and this whole "mutual resignation" story strikes me much as the Star Wars prequels: We all know what's happened (and going to happen next), and the backstory they crafted after the fact is full of holes and really kind of insulting to fans.
In closing, the next time I hear Ned Colletti make remarks about the character of someone else -- J.D. Drew, Cesar Izturis, Nell Carter, Scott Boras, whomever (that's a made up word, by the way) -- my head will explode. The man is a worm.
On the retraction below, I haven't followed the twists and turns closely at all (whole situation kind of bums me out to be honest), but I did hear Jayson Stark this morning say that the version of Grady Little's departure presented by the team yesterday is completely at odds from what he has heard from several people close to Little. Now, Stark didn't identify those people, or say what he thinks really happened, but he is a reliable reporter.
I mean, another reasonably competent ballclub just fired Torre to get Girardi.
The only thing that I can think of is "pressworthiness."
Portion of Pierre that was Ned's fault > Portion of Pierre that was Grittle's fault > Zero
Actual fans of the Dodgers who judge Springsteen on his more recent work (I'm not saying that's everyone, but that's clearly some of you) qualifies as irony. You actually have the ability to go back in time and experience his championship years. With the Dodgers, you don't.
One of the clues I am looking for is disclosure of the victims buyout. If he received full value for his remaining years, that is a sign it was a murder for hire. Get the annoying Ameritrade guy on the phone. If he receives less, it would give some credence to the suicide theory. After all, the guy in the mansion is not known for paying guys who jump out windows.
Where have you gone Lenny Brisco?
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Believe it or not, I am having a lot of fun with the Dodger offseason so far. Am I wrong to feel this way? I know it's not exactly their best work (they being the Owner/GM) but it's certainly giving me something to talk about.
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Jon I'm glad you had a chance to see "The Boss" last night. I was surprised at the venue: the LA Sports Arena! I thought it was demolished.
Some people don't pay to watch HBO shows.
You do the math.
HBO shows is one thing, but I'd make an exception to watch the "Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out!"
Maybe Torre will be the GM and Mattingly the Manager.
Will Loney benefit from Mattingly being on the Dodger bench? Will Mattingly bleed Dodger Blue if Mattingly Jr. plays for the Dodgers?
Just trade Kent already.
Joe Torre: Alright, guys, I think we're ready to play this game. By the way, my name is Joe Torre. Yes, the Joe Torre. And I gotta tell you: fellas.. you have got what appears to be a dynamite game!
James Loney: Coming from you, Joe, that means a lot.
Russell Martin: Yeah. I mean, you're Joe Torre!
Andre Ethier: It's incredible!
Matt Kemp: I can't believe Joe Torre digs how we play!
Torre: Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I win championships. [ the team laughs ] Alright, here we go.
[ the team begins to play. Jeff Kent plays second base, Derek Lowe jams his sinker, and Matt Kemps bangs on the baseball. ]
Kent: [ distracted by Kemp banging the baseball ] Okay! Wait! Wait! [ the game stops ] Joe, could you come out here for a minute, please?
Joe Torre: [ stepping out of the dugout] That was gonna be a great game. Guys, what's the deal?
Lowe: Are you sure that was okay?
Joe Torre: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more Matt Kemp. So.. let's take it again.. and, Matt?
Kemp: Yeah?
Torre: Really explore the gaps this time. I mean, really.. explore the gaps. I like what I'm seeing.
[ the team starts again, as Kemp bangs more wildly onto the baseball while dancing flamboyantly. In the booth, Torre is smiling to keep from laughing. Before the session is interrupted, Kemp misses the baseball.]
Kent: Okay, wait! Stop! I'm sorry. Joe, could you come back out here, please?
Joe Torre: [ stepping out of the dugout ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good innings! That last one was even better than the first!
Kent: Well, it's just that I find Matt Kemp distracting! If I'm the only one, I'll shut up.
Derek Lowe: It was pretty rough..
Matt Kemp: You know, I could pull back a little. If you'd like.
Joe Torre: Not too much, though! Fellas, I'm telling you - you're gonna want those extra base hits!
Matt Kemp: You know what? It's fine. Let's just do this thing.
[ the Dodgers starts the game once more, with Kemp banging the baseball right next to Kent's ear until Kent pushes him, causing Luis Gonzalez to fall ]
Kent: [ stopping the song again, fighting Kemp ] Come on, people!
Joe Torre: [ running out of the dugout again ] That.. that doesn't work for me. I gotta have more extra base hits!
Nomar: [ grabs Kemp's shirt ] Don't blow this for us, Matt!
Juan Pierre: Yeah, quit being so selfish, Matt!
Matt Kemp: Can I just say one thing?
Joe Torre: Say it, baby. Say it.
Matt Kemp: I'm standing here, staring at Joe Torre!
Joe Torre: The cock of the walk, baby!
Matt Kemp: And if Joe Torre wants more extra-base hits, we should probably give him more extra base hits!
Joe Torre: Say it, baby!
Matt Kemp: And, Juan you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a whole lot of games that feature the extra base hit.
Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more doubles, baby!
Matt Kemp: ..and I'll be doing myself a disservice -- and every member in this team, if I don't perform the hell out of this.
Joe Torre: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more extra base hits!
Matt Kemp: Thanks, Joe. But I think, maybe if I just leave.. and, maybe I'll come back later, as a pinch-hitter...[ starts to leave the field ]
Joe Torre: Aw, baby..
Kent: Matt, wait! Why don't you lay down those extra base hits right now. With us. Together.
[ everyone agrees ]
Matt Kemp: Do you mean that, Jeff?
Derek Lowe: He speaks for all of us.
Matt Kemp: Thank you.
Joe Torre: Babies.. before we're done here.. y'all be wearing gold-plated diapers.
Brad Penny: [ confused ] What does that mean?
Joe Torre: Never question Joe Torre! Play ball! [ exits back to dugout ]
Kent: 1, 2, 3, 4.
[ the Dodgers start up again, this time Kemp is hitting home runs in tune with the team. Close-up on Kemp as he swings the bat to freeze-frame with graphic: "Matt Kemp: First Member of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays Inducted into Hall of Fame, 2035." ]
To clarify, I meant "Some people watch HBO shows without paying"
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You can only sucker us once. Luckily most of us are not Ned's offspring.
The Sports Arena is alive and well. It's almost used exclusively for concerts.
There is a new theater for music downtown called the Nokia Theater which is next to Staples Center.
Staples is an acoustical nightmare. And the Lakers were playing last night.
But your post made me feel better about it. I would've certainly enjoyed hearing him play it again after all these years. He dropped it from his repetoire in the late 70s at least from the shows I've seen. It was the highlight of my first time seeing him, with his old keyboard player David Sancious just going nuts. Could he have topped that? No. It would have been very cool to relive the memory; cool but not essential.
is there any history there or something I/we don't know about.
(Seriously: Scully sued Stallone over some drainage issues. The two are/were neighbors, I believe.)
For a lawsuit today.
If you and I are out of dollars and cents.
Honey, we can always get an out of court settlement.
Oh, yeah, I remember now it was in the news.
35 = awesome. Although Wade Boggs would like to know what you mean by "first"... ;)
-Money. If there's another Tom Hicks out there, what's Ned supposed to do? Outbid insanity?
-Location. A-Rod's played this close to the vest, but I still get the feeling that he'd rather be on the east coast, as close to Florida as possible if not in Florida. The Marlin scenario outlined by someone here doesn't seem outrageously far-fetched, although it is outrageous.
-Torre, boon or hindrance. Again b/c A-Rod is not a big heart-on-the-sleeve guy, we really don't know if he loves or despises Joe Torre. Is he over the lineup insult of the 2006 postseason? The eager jumping off the Yankee ship could mean he has harbored resentment against the Yankees for all this time. Or it could mean he wanted to be free to follow Torre wherever he might wander. We just don't know.
Boras-Have Boras and Colletti reached a detente? If A-Rod got two equal offers, don't you think Boras would steer him toward the other one and not ours? We don't really know, do we?
In running through the (short list of) reasons for why I'm happy Torre with on the Dodgers, getting A-Rod won't be on the list til it happens. I'm not counting on it at all, and I'll be fine if it doesn't happen, as long as A-rod doesn't wind up on the Giants.
I would prefer rapprochement.
I for one recount this to anyone who'll listen (especially my kids, who are forced to listen, on a daily basis)--it's therapy.
Just another Weisman contribution to the betterment of humanity.
attack problems that is...we are not Blackwater.
That's the funniest thing I've read in ages!
As you correctly point out, the best "out" for Frank & Co. is if some team goes crazy and offers a stupid amount of money.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/42219846@N00/
It's very big, and must be very old.
He did just that last year, outbidding the Giants' insanity for you-know-who. If he's gonna grossly overpay, I'd rather it be for A-Rod than for J-Pee.
I suppose rapprochement is like detente, but sitting down.
Would have been interesting hearing his explanation of this week's events...
correct. Playing him 162 times, his fault.
Reports say A Jones may land here. I don't want him here. Many think he just had an off year, offensively anyway. Check the defensive report. Fielding percentage is solid, but his putouts have been lower since '02. This is a player on the the decline, not just a guy coming from an off year. Not worth 20 mill. Not worth 15 mill. Not worth blocking a youngin'.
But Pierre's entire salary will be like a rounding error in A-Rod's deal.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/10312007/sports/yankees/joe_goes_hollywood.htm
It's hard to see why so many are already playing down this move, as if they don't want to set themselves up to be let down once again.
If you look at the Dodger team now, it's pretty similar to NYY back in '95 when Torre took over from Showalter...lots of young guys (Jeter, Posada, Bernie, Pettite, etc.) who blossomed under Torre's steady hand. Things will be well in Chavez Ravine, relax.
And once the Dodgers do make the playoffs (w/ a pitching staff far superior to this past season's Yankees), don't forget..in the 1/8 chance that is the post-season crapshoot, Torre's got a 33% WS hit rate..not too shabby for a guy who supposedly doesn't know how to manage his bullpen.
Tell them that the proper term is "interesting." A perfect game in progress is "very interesting." Whether you say this like Arte Johnson is up to you.
If we also get A-Rod, that at least gives us the power hitter we've been lacking. With Kemp and Loney, that's a pretty good middle-of-the-order.
Don't be surprised AT ALL if the birds (& offspring) keep coming back. We recently cut a tree in the house & the birds keep coming back even though there isn't a tree anymore. They kick it up in the roof now.
I am only funny unintentionally...better than not at all. They actually did adopt #10 at my behest to inject some humor.
You know, for our online attacks.
I have been wondering about birds and squirrels. There's a ton of both that appear to live in the tree. Hopefully there's no babies in nests up there.
Look, I don't expect them to record their phone calls and play them back for me, but come on...that conference call was just pathetic.
I actually liked Grady a lot. It might had to do with his humor and his laid back attitude, but I had no beef with little. He was stuck between a rock and a hard place trying to manage this team with some of the deadweight Colletti put on it.
I personally think this whole situation is a mess and rectifying it is going to be hard. Who knows, maybe they all are telling the truth but something seems fishy and not right in how this was handled.
Changing a manager and overhauling the coaching staff is a change that doesn't effect the structure of this team at all. We still have the same overall players, we still have the same player personnel decision makers, we still have the same itchy trigger finger owner.
I realize it is not even November yet and I should wait to pass judgment, but using Grady as a scapegoat starts this offseason off on the wrong foot.
as for 2 , well, i hate to rain on the parade, but i'd fly to vegas to make the bet that pierre will open the year in CF and batting leadoff ... if he reaaally struggles, joe will bump him to 8th, but if he's hitting around .300 and stealing bases, he's gonna be in that lineup like ripken
remember, this is a manager who somehow managed to find 330 at-bats (at 5 different positions, including DH!) for tony womack and his 50 OPS+ in 2005 ... and last year, cashman bsically had to cut miguel cairo to keep joe from playing him over better alternatives ... if joe gets roster composition control, things could get ugly ...
grady little wasn't the reason the dodgers finished 4th last year ... and joe torre wouldn't have changed that ...
it'll be interesting to see how this all works out ... it could go very well, it could end rather badly
Has anyone heard anything like this?
Out of respect for Little, who managed the Dodgers for two years and fell victim to a fractured clubhouse and less than solid relationship with some of his coaches, Torre refused comment on the situation.
That comment was in the NY Post. Either they have better reporting/sources in NY than our media does, or they are just making crap up as they go.
As I've pointed out, Torre has a very poor record managing teams other than the Yankees.
And given the Yankee payroll and rosters, his record with the Yankees really ain't all that.
but the yankees are reportedly interested in keeping long, so it's really unclear if he's going to follow torre west
pitching coach ... who knows, though you dodged a bullet ... mel stottlemyre has already signed with the mariners ... guidry didn't seem particularily useful last year but i don't know if he'd come west in any case
No one is interested in facts. Not in this country.
If I were Rule 5, I would feel somewhat violated.
I'm on board but I think he ends up back with Arizona. He'd be a nice fit for everyteam in the NL West except for the Giants who need hitting not pitching.
88 Both can be true. The NY media is far more professional and aggressive, and they also make stuff up.
It does make me laugh, though, how far ahead of the LA Times a suburban scribe from Westchester County was able to be.
Kind of like your neighbors tree?
So for that reason (and for the reason that it probably doesn't matter a lot who the manager is), I'm holding onto a sliver of hope. As time goes by, it seems more and more like McCourt is Steinbrenner Lite. Maybe that's not right or fair, but if it is, Torre might be the right guy to shield the team from the owner and the press and just let them play ball. That's my reason to believe.
As a matter of principle, I'm opposed to Ron Guidry becoming the pitching coach. Any member of the hated Yankee teams of '77 and '78 should never be permitted to don Dodger Blue.
Maybe the masses will be thrilled if he can avoid benching "good" players.
http://tinyurl.com/23szwm
But if he did play for the Dodgers, they would have two starters with last names starting with "Sch" Interesting.
They are putting HUGE limbs into a chipper out front.
"I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake"
Yeah, not getting fired while having one of the top teams in baseball for this century and never winning a world championship is something to really hang your hat on.
Woo Hoo
Yeah, but those were all 20th Century wins.
What have you done for me lately?
Even the Cubs won the World Series in the 20th Century.
I saw them live at the GWF in 84 with my dad sucking it up and taking me and all my jr high friends...I don't want to ruin that memory by watching them try to do it 20+ years later. So I totally get it.
But Dang I want to see Springsteen badly since I never have.
Ultimately... I didn't say I was excited that he was coming. I said I was holding onto a sliver of hope. I'm not sure how much more tepid my endorsement can get.
He's got leadership skills.
then I'd surround the manager with coaches who teach the game to our youngsters...
just my opinion
Federal or County?
Trailing 24-22 with two seconds remaining and the ball at his own 40-yard line, Barmore began the play with an innocent 10-yard completion across the middle to Thompson.
But then, as fireworks were launched and the clock turned to 0:00, Thompson began the sequence of laterals to Riley Curry. From there it went from Curry to Josh Hooten (an offensive lineman) to Michael Tomlin to Stephen Arnold (another offensive lineman) to Thompson to Brandon Maddux to Curry to Maddux to Barmore to Thompson to Curry to Tomlin to Hooten to Maddux to Curry, who rumbled the final 44 yards for the inexplicable score.
In the course of the play, Trinity initially advanced to Millsaps' 42-yard line, then retreated to its 45, advanced to Millsaps' 41, went back to its 42, moved ahead to Millsaps' 29 before moving back to the 44 and then scoring from there.
0 Sports Arena '84 Springsteen was the first date I asked my wife out on, but the not the first date we actually had; that came a couple weeks earlier - guess I couldn't wait. Born in the USA tour notwithstanding, Bruce still was a concert FORCE in those days. Bruce is, of course, 58 now, so expectation necessarily must be different. But my needs/demands as a fan at age (nearly) 47 are also different than when I was 24 - both for aging, evolving rock stars and everchanging sports franchises.
Anyway, does Kemp drop balls?
For a team with the DH no less. Other then Minky who could be bunting on that team? Cairo? Philips? all of their 1st baseman?
I don't like the one handed stuff, but if he isn't dropping the ball, I'll grin and bear it.
If we sign AROD, why stop there? Why not sign Andruw Jones and Curt Schilling and make a serious run at the title?
furcal
martin
arod
jones
kemp
loney
kent
ethier
Penny
Schmidt
Lowe
Billz
Schilling
i know, i know, ill put down the crack pipe.
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