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More of the New World According to Ned Colletti, from Joe Hamrahi at Baseball Digest Daily:
When I asked about potentially starting Andy LaRoche at third base this season instead of trying to trade for the big name hitter (like Miguel Cabrera), Ned responded:
"That's a possibility. He's of the same ilk as Kemp, Loney, Russell Martin. He'll have that opportunity. Nomar will be given a chance to bounce back as well. Plus we also have the option of Tony Abreu over there."
After discussing the rotation of Brad Penny, Derek Lowe, and Chad Billingsley as the top 3 starters, Colletti gave me a list of other potential pitchers who might fit into the rotation should nothing else change (and assuming Jason Schmidt is not healthy out of the gate).
"Esteban Loaiza, Scott Elbert, who was on his way to the Major Leagues before he got hurt, James McDonald who had a great year in AA, Clayton Kershaw how long someone with his ability can be held down in the minors remains to be seen."
Speaking of Kershaw, I asked if he would have a chance to make the big league club this spring given his age, or if they would let his work dictate where he winds up.
"Absolutely (he'll get a chance). You see what some young pitchers have done over the past few years, and just because someone is young, it doesn't mean he can't handle himself (at the major league level)." ...
And finally, I asked Ned what he might have done differently in 2007 if he had the chance. ...
Click the link to see the entire article. Note that his embrace of the youth isn't combined with a disembrace of the veterans.
That means LaRoche won't make the club out of spring training.
Seriously, these quotes are reassuring though.
I fully endorse our new alien overlords.
At least until we trade for Blalock.
-- Ned Colletti
Ned. Colletti. Think about that.
ps Why am I even talking about Blalock if the rumor isn't even true!! :o)
http://tinyurl.com/2qhrdx
Here's hoping the Cards, Phillies, and other 1980s powder blue wearers will follow suit.
Elaine: Shouldn't he say "bad bye"?
Jerry: No, it's still goodbye.
Elaine: Does he live underwater?
Jerry: No.
Elaine: Is he black?
Jerry: Look, just forget the whole thing, all right.
Control is in the eye of the beholder.
If you don't think it's true then ask yourself:
Why did this guy lie about Colletti? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up? Who?
Melvin indicated that he was willing to listen to offers. The Brewers want an outfielder and would have to be interested in Matt Kemp. Sheets' price tag shouldn't be quite as high as that of Johan Santana, Erik Bedard or Dan Haren, but he won't come cheap, not with the Brewers aiming for first place next year.
Sheets is a big risk, but is a very solid pitcher when healthy. Still, he hasn't pitched more than 156 innings in each of the last 3 years.
I wonder what it would take to acquire Bill Hall. He would be a good buy low candidate.
Where was "Stairway", man?
Rex Ryan the defensive coordinator called it.
http://tinyurl.com/2zcaud
The Dodgers want to sign Jones or Rowand to a relatively short deal -- two or three years, according to a major league source.
The Dodgers remain in pursuit of free-agent right-hander Hiroki Kuroda. A major league source said the Dodgers have in mind a three-year deal worth upward of $20 million, though the length and value of the contract were said to be "moving."
The Seattle Mariners are believed to have offered the 32-year-old Kuroda a four-year contract worth $44 million. The Arizona Diamondbacks have offered Kuroda a three-year deal.
Our offers don't seem to match the market.
Name that tune.
Or he's a mutant freak. I forgot about that. Sorry.
A lot of the PVL nonsense also really was a media thing, which fed off of clubhouse strife.
In this market, 4/44 mil for Kuroda isn't as crazy as I would normally think, but I certainly won't mind Ned passing. After the Pierre fiasco, maybe he's now gunshy about tossing money around in long term contracts.
WWSH
What can he say that won't be interpreted as a slap? "Yeah, getting Pierre was a huge mistake, it tanked our season" won't (a) find you trade partners willing to take on his albatross contract, or (b) help you in other negotiations. (If it sounds like I have lost all faith in the ability of [at least, sensible] GM's to say anything meaningful on-record, then you're absolutely right.)
http://tinyurl.com/2ees4n
I don't understand the tampering rules, but isn't it tampering when a GM talks about a player under contract with another club? I guess Towers just talked about talking with Prior in the article, but I guess I don't see where the line in the sand is.
Well, at this point, I think Kuo's injury history is pretty well established--I'm pulling for the guy, but I really doubt he'll be able to survive a season. I'd be more optimistic about Greg Miller learning to throw strikes again at this point, which isn't saying much.
WWSH
Prior technically doesn't have a contract yet... He is just under control by the Cubs.
Maybe thats it.
Actively trading blue-chip prospects for Lance Carter, Danys Baez, Toby Hall, and Mark Hendrickson definitely puts him in the ballpark of awful.
I don't think they were considered blue chip prospects at the time of their trade.
I like to think of it as a Xeifrank quirk and see no reason why you feel the need to belittle him for it.
I saw Albaladejo pitch a couple of times last year. He was good. People who pay attention to these things, as in the link, believe this is a good deal for the Nationals.
http://tinyurl.com/2tp7h5
--then Bart Scott picks it up and throws it into the stands--
36 - WWSH, is it not good that he is now gun-shy about those though? Like a couple of posts ago asked, does it really matter why there has not been a big $$ signing this winter, if the result is Kemp, Loney, Martin, and it sounds like LaRoche all starting?
-no contract offered to jones/rowand, too far apart in years and $$
-contract offered to Kuroda
-Lieberthal, Sweeney and Seanez all remain possibilities to be re-signed.
-and this tidbit...Ned Colletti met with the Arn Tellem, the agent for Nomar Garciaparra. "I didn't have to say anything," Colletti said. "He told me Nomar just wants to know."
huh?
Blue Chip prospects??? Is this revisionist history? They all had warts, some had big warts. 1 1/2 years later
JtD - still can't hit AAA pitching
Ed Jackson - was the 5th starter for the worse rotation in baseball. Had a decent 2nd half every 3rd game kind of like that Tomko guy that everyone hated.
Navarro - until the 2nd half of 2007 looked like the worse catcher in baseball. If Tampa Bay felt he was the future they wouldnt' be looking for another catcher
Ruggiano - 4th outfielder at best
Pedroza - will probably never even sniff a major league at bat.
Lugo was evidently held in high enough esteem that the brightest team in baseball gave him a multi year multi million dollar deal to play SS for their World Championship team and gave us their number one pick for right to do so.
Maybe Nomar wanted to know if he would be the highest-paid bench player in MLB in 2008. Or maybe Nomar just wanted to know that they checks will still cash.
Hannah Montana something.
a Nintendo Wii
She likely has no idea who that is. My brother has no cable TV and barely any broadcast channels.
Everytime you search for a toy on Amazon.com, you get a recommendation to buy a Wii.
And laugh, and laugh, and laugh. . .
There's your answer. Buy your brother cable TV. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
...wait, thats another thing for drunk people. Sorry, I have nothing.
"We are nowhere close to a deal," Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti said. "I had the intention of making an offer, but as it stands, it would have been foolish to do so." Colletti left the door open to continue negotiations, but only slightly. "I'm not sure how we would explore it from here when the distance is that great," Colletti said. "Those explorations would probably have to come from the other side."
What is so funny about Barry Bonds?
huh?
Nomar wanted to know what Ned is getting him for Christmas. Obviously it's a surprise, so Ned isn't going to reveal what his gift is.
* High School Musical 2 DVD.
* Spiderwick Chronicles series
If you want more suggestions, email me and I could ask my 8-year-old daughter tomorrow when she's awake.
The best present I ever got was a really great baseball glove, but you'd be typecast for life. My sister loved board games and Babysitter Club Books, when she was that age.
I'll be sure to tell my brother he's a poor parent. That's always welcome advice from the single guy with no kids.
http://www.firejoemorgan.com/2007/12/comments.html
http://blogs.zdnet.com/Google/?p=813
82 I don't quite get why they seemed so overwhelmed by the experience.
Santana
Beckett
Schilling
Dice-K
Buccholz
That's not fair. Just don't even play next season.
http://tinyurl.com/28vpul
I would laugh so hard...
apparently Buccholz isn't eve on the table. Its basically Ellsbury OR Lester, plus trash.
Nope, Lester is going. Buchholz is untouchable from I understand.
That's what they get for giving him a no-trade clause. NTCs are a very bad idea from a team's standpoint.
http://www.webkinz.com/
I too was an expert on raising kids before my daughter was born.
maybe we could have thrown in Guzman as well.
pfft..Pat's fans. -shakes head-
what was up with those refs anyways...terrible...
pfft more Pat's fans me thinks....
its ok though...Steelers gonna take it to them, just like when we broke their 20 something win streak, and just like we stuck it to the colts when they started out 13-0.
Upper management was pimping Elbert pretty good in spring training '07 & I think they mentioned if he didn't make it opening day he would definitely be a Sept call up but obviously things didn't pan out.
too true
Amen!
when i put in the link yahoo told me
"site may not exist"
ironic
http://tinyurl.com/ysjtfp
(01). Kershaw
(02). LaRoche
(03). Hu
(04). McDonald
(05). Bell
(06). Meloan
(07). DeJesus
(08). Elbert
(09). Withrow
(10). DeWitt
Heck, I liked Julio Lugo before he became a Dodger, but Ned knew the guy was hurt and gave up Guzman anyway.
1. Clayton, Kershaw, lhp
2. Andy LaRoche, 3b
3. Chin-Lung Hu, ss
4. Scott Elbert, lhp
5. Blake DeWitt, 3b
6. Chris Withrow, rhp
7. James McDonald, rhp
8. Jonathan Meloan, rhp
9. Delwyn Young, of
10. Pedro Baez, 3b
Not by the time he was traded he wasn't. He wasn't a spring time trade, he was a July trade and by July something was wrong.
The guy who was a blue chip when he was actually traded that I didn't mention was Chuck Tiffany. Of course our opinions may differ on what a blue chip constitues but by the time JtD was dealt his defensive spectrum had moved from SS to 1st base and the holes in his offensive approach were big enough to drive a truck thru. The only thing saving him, was his tender age.
Say what you will but I think the only prospect who has been dealt that Logan White regretted putting in any of the deals was Tiffany and to bad for the Rays's they never got to see him pitch before he blew out his career.
He wasn't listing his top 10, he was trying to guess what BA's top 10 would be.
Meanwhile, a certain centerfielder with the same holes is about to be rewarded with a huge long-term contract, hopefully by someone other than the Dodgers.
My guess is that Ned would prefer to make big signings and/or trades, but has been prevented/discouraged from doing so by McCourt, assistants, advisors, etc. I suspect his newfoundlove for the kids is just towing the current party line.
Are you talking about the CF with 368 career home runs before the age of 30 who had a lousy 2007 that may or may not have been injury related? Who hit 92 home runs in 2005/2006?
its ok though...Steelers gonna take it to them, just like when we broke their 20 something win streak, and just like we stuck it to the colts when they started out 13-0.
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D, you're a very passionate fan and I'm glad to have another fellow Steeler fan on DT, but it is a little unfair to discredit the Patriots 12-0 start, because unlike those other two instances, the Patriots by and large dominated the teams they faced.
The last two games were closer, but that doesn't mean the Steelers are just going to pound them into the ground. My feeling is the Steelers COULD give the Pats a good game, but I'll be hoping for the best!
By the way, I'd hardly call nearly fumbling the ball that got returned for a touchdown at the end of the 2005 AFC divisional game, and then lucking out with Vandy missing the game tying field goal "sticking it to the Colts." Remember I'm a Steeler fan saying this.
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I just read the FJM comment debacle. I always feel pressure on myself to make good comments, but I wish the guidelines were more definitive. What makes a good commenter or a bad commenter on DT?
Probably.
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Stupid homonyms.
The beholder's eye.
Catcher Russell Martin
First Base James Loney
Second Base Tony Abreu
Third Base Adam LaRoche
Shortstop Chin-Lung Hu
Left Field Delwyn Young
Center Field Matt Kemp
Right Field Andre Ethier
No. 1 Starter Clayton Kershaw
No. 2 Starter Chad Billingsley
No. 3 Starter Brad Penny
No. 4 Starter Scott Elbert
No. 5 Starter Derek Lowe
Closer Jonathan Broxton
Canuck can you send me your updated rankings. I'd like to add them to my prospect database. Thanks
Good commenter - Likes the state of Delaware
Bad commenter - Hates peaches
That would be more like the "Goofus and Gallant" of DT commenters I think.
Well, for starters, I know not to violate Rule 13. If I do that, I'm already half way there.
I also like to avoid writing responses that are incomplete sentences, especially clauses that begin with a preposition.
Strengths: Kershaw pitches off a fastball that rests comfortably at 93-94 mph. He touched 99 a handful of times last summer, including once with Los Angeles general manager Ned Colletti in the stands (the Great Lakes scoreboard posted a reading of 101 on the pitch).
If only...
So I guess Baez is the one sort of surprise on that list? Or did most of you have him in the top 10 already? And Elbert being on the list again isn't a surprise to me, but maybe being as high as he is...
Also, look out Juan Pierre: "Fastest Baserunner Jovanny Rosario"
Who? Jovanny Rosario.
I'll be too busy creating a newsletter that hardly anyone reads to participate, but have at it!
Strengths: McDonald has above-average command of three average to plus offerings. His 11-to-5, 69-74 mph curveball is the best in the system, and he has the feel to throw it in any count. His 87-93 mph fastball plays up because of deception in his delivery and his ability to add and subtract velocity.
Get her a child size slanket (blanket with sleeves)
The Dodgers have been pleased with his resiliency, and they've discussed moving him back to the rotation if he returns to Triple-A.
Strengths: Baez is an excellent athlete with the basic instincts for the game. He has four tools that could grade as future pluses, with his power, arm and defense projecting as well-above-average for some scouts. He has a fluid swing with good bat speed and the early signs of barrel awareness. He can launch towering blasts when he squares up pitches. He's a confident, adroit defender with good actions and body control. He has good range to both sides. Dodgers assistant GM Logan White clocked his throws across the diamond as high as 94 mph.
Actually that's around $32 billion.
31 years old
Career .274/.325/.447 101 OPS+
$12 million/year MLB contract
Unspecified Korean first baseman:
28 years old
Career: .240/.349/.437 106+
No MLB contract
I should really get you a subscription to some collections of IMF statistics. They make great reading on a cold winter's night.
http://www.ny.frb.org/publications/result.cfm?comics=1
And thanks. I did just finish all 800+ pages of the last Harry Potter book so I'm looking for something new. That'll cure my insomnia right up.
Try the Dark Materials trilogy, you'll like it unless fighting heaven gives you the willies.
http://www.truebluela.com/story/2007/12/4/115845/909
Wait until I butcher Daigoro or Dequam LaWesley Wright.
Since the age of 27 Jose Guillen has been a good player. He had a bad year in 2006 but bounced back nicely with Seattle last year.
OPS+ numbers of 142, 121, 116, 75, 116.
He was rushed to the majors by the Pirates and suffered for it but finally got straightened out.
I guess you could use his career OPS+ to make you point but it doesn't seem fair to use a career OPS+ player on someone who flailed for 5 years and then got it together for 5 years. What he did from age 21-26 really has no bearing on his worth.
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