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with out looking Bob...? then I agree.
Chad Billingsley gave up 5 runs in his last start against Arizona. He had previously given up 5 runs or more in a start 5 times. In the start immediately following the 5+ run game, Chad's numbers are as follows:
29 IP, 21 H, 16 BB, 29 K, 1.24 ERA
He has given up 1 or 0 runs in the last four such games (he gave up 4 runs -- 2 earned -- in a 2006 start).
So sit back, relax and enjoy Chad's first win of the year tonight!
Simulator: 49.80%
Vegas: 50.00%
anybody got a coin I could borrow? Or perhaps we could just have Bob flip his new notebook out the window. :)
vr, Xei
I thought with that comment that Rick VandenHurk was the emergency starter tonight.
But with a hard name, people take time to look it up.
Apr 2006: .198/.306/.219
Apr 2007: .203/.272/.243
Apr 2008: .355/.444/.579
Hall of Fame #'s & all I'd definitely want Randy Johnson on my team but lets face it he's on decline big time, with 2 back surgeries & 40+
Ha! A bit of a calendar brain cramp from me there.
vr, Xei
Definitely, Kemp & Kent just missed going yard.
Force majeure!
Viva Los Pistoleros!
Customer: "The expurgated version."
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/bookshop.asp
I too cannot believe Ohlsin got out of that inning without a run
I had a few more lined up too!
vr, Xei
Golden God!
"With a rocket of a home run," says the Marlins announcer.
He actually played it cool.
That's 21 straight years I've been denied.
The silver lining is the Jones has yet to be hit in the face by a ball hit to the OF as a Dodger.
"With a rocket of a home run," says the Marlins announcer
Going to break, Monday just described Martin's HR as "going out like a rocketship."
http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2008/04/you-heard-it-here-first.html
Oh man, did Gonzo just steal a base on Golden God?
... It was a foul tip, but I guess foul tips are in play now.
They already gave awards out to John Wooden, Francis Ford Coppola, and Tim Robbins.
How can I compete?
Not to mention a national sponsor for the Catcher Interference Alarm Bell.
Or I could just write UCLA one humongous check.
Jones hit a solid ball the right center.
how in the world does Gonzalez end up & 3rd base, oh wait, the ump just called it a hit batter so Gonzalez had to come back & the batter goes to 1st.
I'd say you're ahead of me (I'm listening on the internet), but I think part of the time difference is that Rick Monday delays his calls of game action until his pointless stories conclude.
That's the best one yet. You probably have an advantage though in that baby name book authors consult you and your kids for possible baby names. :)
Should've been a passed ball on Martin, I agree with the Marlins' announcers. Fortunately, the play doesn't much matter.
and wow that was close..alright two on no outs, lets go fellas
If Martin failed to catch the ball as it came off the bat, then it is just a foul ball.
Foul ball foul tip
Why, take the bat out of our next hitter's hands, of course.
The comments don't like some punctuation.
And sweet to score the 3rd run on Gonzo's arm.
Actually, what happened? I think Game Day in DC froze on me.
That's on a need to know basis.
I'm not sure it meets the minimum criteria required to be called "arm."
Bisons?
Sigh, I'm going to have to crush both of my hands with dictionaries.
129 - ah yes, tougher, my mistake.
It was just stupid to throw him anything even resembling a strike on an 0-2 count.
Dictionaries? I only read things with The Olssin Twins on the cover.
Ohlson is a tall drink of water so you do the math.
Robot Made of Nails
Matt Kemp
Darin Erstad
Mike Marshall
Trot Nixon
Is this the Torture Timmermann thread?
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I think I heard a Rule 1 violation from Loney after that out, but maybe it wasn't him.
Since Nate McLouth was prominently involved, I thoroughly enjoyed it too.
Matt Kemp
Robot Made of Nails
Mike Marshall
Darin Erstad
Trot Nixon
Jacob is going to eat a peach and then sit down to read "The Boys of Summer" and then watch "Rushmore" on DVD.
Matt Kemp
Robot Made of Nails
Darin Erstad
Trot Nixon
Mike Marshall
After all, Phil Garner picked a fight with him.
Billingsley 46
Olson: 65
If he makes it through the 5th I'll feel less sweaty.
Of course, that could also be because I need a shower. And have to step away from the game for to finish a review, sigh.
I remember watching that on the news...
Aint got nothing to do
But roll around Heavan
All day.
They jokingly asked if it was Steve Sax. Or Billy Grabarkewitz. And no, it's not either of them.
7 pitch inning.
Olsen: 79
Billingsley: 53
Yes, but I was trying to sort of stick with the theme by having that be the only time I spell the Marlins starter's last name correctly.
Greg Olson's full name was Gregory William Olson.
Gregg Olson's full name was Greggory William Olson.
Greg Olson was on the 1990 NL All-Star team. Gregg Olson was on the 1990 AL All-Star team.
My lord, he practically one-handed that one out of the park.
Smoltz: "I'm coming back as a reliever."
http://tinyurl.com/4r2p7f
Clearly JoeyP's fault from 193 . :)
He's thrown over 100 pitches in 4 innings.
Well, now that the runner's at 2nd, this makes even less sense leaving Olsen in there.
... Absolutely. That was terrible.
consistency is all we ask for...
Its all going the Dodgers way since Friday.
Bare down Bills™
That's Bissinger's favorite Deadspin commenter.
Explain that drop of brilliance to me.
is Uggla on your "Roto league" or Fantasy league of some kind?
I loved it!
{exhale}
Of course, Olsen hitting in that ending isnt even defensible. Marlins deserve to lose tonight.
He's the most dominant guy on the staff.
He's still under 100, so I think he'll be good for the 7th.
Wade/Saito can finish it up.
so far.
Bills seems to have these inning long spells. Oh, well Pitch Fx, I doubt its classifying Bills pitching correctly, but he has two pitches that go about 85, and one rises 13", one 4". that must be nasty on a hitter.
289
have you ever tried to hit a meatball?
/lurk mode on
He's really improved.
So was every one since then. This year looks promising at least.
Of course, it would be nice if Loney did what he's capable of here, erase the previous few at bats today.
Darn, I have to leave in 15 minutes. The Dodgers blowing it open would make me feel better about doing so.
I hope the Dodger medical staff stand pat & let's La Roche come back when he has HEALED PROPERLY.
Thanks, Marty.
there we go
And as J Walter Weatherman would warn the Marlins, "And that's why you NEVER walk someone to get to James Loney."
Was putting kids to bed.
Though I'm a shameful enough father that I did follow the extras on my bberry during said bedtime operations.
When your three year old can say "put your blackberry down!" you've got to re-evaluate your priorities a bit I suppose.
I'll say. My dad wouldn't have put up with that kind of back talk.
and what a grab by Billz
I STRONGLY disagree with your post. ;o)
Now flyers on powerplay.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=280430121
Must have been a lot of booing.
If you've never followed hockey, I never followed hockey til a couple of years ago. Then the Capitals acquired Ovechkin and I figured I should check this guy out if he's gonna be the best athlete playing in the city. Now I love it.
It's a pretty compelling watch, though very different in person. Hockey has the greatest "better in person than on tv" ratio of any of the major sports for me.
Something about the cold.
... IIRC, Steiner mentioned that HCK was warming up.
it was hockey with roller skates though.
Thats a pretty classic Bison moment right there. Makes up for his rookie like mistakes with pure athleticism.
5 YEARS!! man, your arm & whole body is gonna be sore still, but yeah, your arm for sure will still be sore.
Are Kemp and Billingsley arb eligible after this year? I know they eshausted their rookie status in '06 but I'm not sure what their status is as far as arbitration for this upcoming offseason. Kemp was in the minors for 39 games last year so i don't know if he would be considered a super two or if he is even eligible at all
5 years ago was when I had pitched last, but even that was just a weekend tournament. It's been 9 years since I've pitched regularly.
(rhetorical question. I googled the dimensions when loney's drive didn't go out)
Not necessarily. May the best player win the job.
Geovany Soto is on my fantasy league team.
End of boring announcement
I'm beating you. And my brother.
But I'm getting slaughtered by the 11-year old who doesn't even pay much attention to his team, but just started playing because my nephew had a team. The kid leads in nearly every category except saves.
Players are arbitration eligible with 3 full years of service time. Also, the top 17% of players (ranked by service time) with between two and three years service time are considered "Super Twos" and have an extra year of arbitration eligibility. These players' 3rd year, rather than being under team control, will be their first of 4 arb years.
A full year of service time is 180 days, and all days on the 25-man roster or DL count toward that service time. Generally, Super Twos have around 2 years, 130-140 days or so service time.
Martin and Ethier will almost certainly be arbitration eligible after this season as "Super Twos". Martin is at 1 year, 150 days before this season, and Ethier is at 1 yr, 153 days. Ryan Howard was a Super Two this season, and went to arbitration (and won!) with the Phillies.
Neither Kemp, Billingsley, nor Loney will be arbitration eligible until after 2009. Coming into 2008:
Bills - 1 year, 110 days
Kemp - 1 year, 49 days
Loney - 1 year, 12 days
*Source: Cot's Baseball Contracts
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/LAD/2008_sched.shtml
BRef shows the Dodgers 124 RS and 106 RA going into today's game. That's 137 and 107 in Canuck's scenario, and so 91-71.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythagorean_expectation
(LA & Brooklyn) Dodger catchers with 80 walks in a season:
Joe Ferguson, 1973: 87
Mike Piazza, 1996: 81
Piazza had 21 intentional walks in 1996.
and wow a throw out at home kept the sox game at 1-1 with 2 out..now my gameday isnt moving anymore on the sox
The Play Index? That is $29 per year on Baseball-Reference.com. I use it multiple times per day, so I'm sure it's worth it.
The umpires are ulimately responsible for the safe conduct of a game.
http://replacementlevel.com/stuff/sg/Calculators.html
Now he won't even reveal the slightest bit of upset over the Dodgers for passing him over before the 1999 season, when, as the team's bench coach for two years, he appeared to be an obvious managerial choice. They went with Davey Johnson, who was fired after the 2000 season and hasn't managed in the majors since.
http://tinyurl.com/6m4apd
Seriously. Davey Johnson.
DeWitt is doing a respectable job but let's be honest if La Roche STAYS HEALTHY he blows him & Garciaparra out of the water assuming he plays to his potential of course.
Yes. Although I'm not really invested in any of the characters I'd prefer to be surprised at the end.
I almost got Soto for my fantasy team. For most of the draft I had two picks in a row, but I forgot there was a supplemental round which broke up two of my picks. I already announced Fukudome and Soto as my two picks, but only got to keep Fukudome. Soto went to my friend the very next pick, roughly 30 seconds after he found out who Geovany Soto was.
It's like they were magically touched by Alfredo Griffin!
DeWitt .279 ave and 11 RBI
Loney and Kemp with good RBI numbers
Martin coming on strong
Furcal amazing
The Dodgers currently:
RS RA XW-L
137 107 16-11
Interestingly, they use the refined Pythagorean formula: RS^1.82/((RS^1.82)+(RA^1.82))
Maybe Pathagoras knows how you raise a number the 1.82nd power. I sure don't.
thats pretty good, even for a Golden God.
Pythagoras would use a calculator. Or in the old days, he would have had a big book of logarithms.
Of the 27 games the Dodgers have played this season, by my count 14 of them (52%!) have been blowouts -- games decided by 5 or more runs. The Dodgers have won 9 of the 14.
Also, I've counted 8 one-run games, and the Dodgers are 5-3 in those contests.
So, every single game the Dodgers have won has been either a blowout or a one-run game.
In games decided by 2 to 4 runs, the Dodgers are 0-5.
Probably doesn't mean anything, but there you go.
According to D Leung, La Roche hit a foul ball off his toe and this is currently giving him more problems than his original injury. If De Witt continues to play at this level and actually starts to show some power, right now it is all warning track power, it might become harder for La Roche to find playing time
"This was his day off," Torre said. "I said, 'you want to play third?' His eyes lit up." Martin is expected to start at catcher tomorrow. Torre reasoned that he had to play Martin there in case something happened to Gary Bennett so the team wouldn't be left without a catcher
http://deadspin.com/385770/bissinger-vs-leitch?autoplay=true
Will Leitch handled himself a lot better than I would've thought after the reading the blowback on it earlier. I can't believe what an obnoxious boor Bissinger was.
I have an unreasonable fear that the day after emergency catcher Delwyn Young gets DFA'd, a throw from Gary Bennett will injure his third 3B this year, and that 3B will be Martin.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SDN/SDN200604300.shtml
It's a little frustrating reading that ONLY because he has so much talent & always seems to be a)hurt or b) is a TOTAL bust when he is given the opportunity, well let's just hope for the best...
It's amazing that the Padres won the division with some of those players.
http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/2008/04/30/prayers-sometimes-get-answered/
Some day, I hope Jon will be hauled onto national television and forced to account for something I've said.
And the Kings finished 21st in attendance despite being in the tank the past 2 years. To say that a team averaging over 16,000 people a game is irrelevant... well, it bothers me.
>> The Suns open a five-game series against the Tennessee Smokies with a 1:05 p.m. businessmen's special today, and former major-league pitcher Tanyon Sturtze is set to make a spot start for Jacksonville. Right-hander James McDonald and young left-hander Clayton Kershaw were supposed to start the first two games of each five-game series, but they each were pushed back one day so Los Angeles Dodgers general manager Ned Colletti and his senior adviser, Bill Lajoie, can see the two top prospects pitch Thursday and Friday. <<
## The Suns already have seen two of their relief pitchers promoted to higher levels this season. Cory Wade went directly to the Dodgers last week, and Yhency Brazoban was sent to Triple-A Las Vegas on Monday.
Kershaw might be next. ##
http://tinyurl.com/4f5qka
I wonder how long this took to play?
Albuquerque Bottom 6th
* Pitcher Change: Ramon Troncoso replaces Greg Jones, batting 7th, replacing Eric Stults.
* Brett Carroll flies out to center fielder Xavier Paul.
* Jason Wood grounds out, second baseman Kevin Howard to first baseman John Lindsey.
* Dallas McPherson walks.
* John Baker reaches on fielding error by second baseman Kevin Howard. Dallas McPherson to 2nd.
* Alexis Gomez singles on a ground ball to left fielder Terry Tiffee. Dallas McPherson scores. John Baker to 2nd.
* Chris Barnwell singles on a fly ball to right fielder Wilkin Ruan. John Baker scores. Alexis Gomez to 3rd.
* Marcus Gwyn singles on a line drive to right fielder Wilkin Ruan. Alexis Gomez scores. Chris Barnwell to 3rd.
* Jai Miller singles on a ground ball to right fielder Wilkin Ruan. Chris Barnwell scores. Marcus Gwyn to 2nd.
* Andrew Beattie doubles (10) on a ground ball to left fielder Terry Tiffee. Marcus Gwyn scores. Jai Miller scores.
* Brett Carroll singles on a line drive to left fielder Terry Tiffee. Andrew Beattie scores.
* Defensive switch from shortstop to second base for Luis Maza.
* Pitcher Change: Greg Miller replaces Ramon Troncoso, batting 6th.
* Defensive Substitution: Rex Rundgren replaces pitcher Ramon Troncoso, batting 7th, playing shortstop.
* Jason Wood grounds out, shortstop Rex Rundgren to first baseman John Lindsey.
Las Vegas Top 7th
* Luis Maza singles on a ground ball to center fielder Brett Carroll.
* Xavier Paul flies out to left fielder Alexis Gomez.
* Terry Tiffee homers (3) on a fly ball to right field. Luis Maza scores.
* John Lindsey singles on a line drive to left fielder Alexis Gomez.
* Andy LaRoche reaches on throwing error by catcher John Baker. John Lindsey to 3rd.
* Greg Miller singles on a ground ball to pitcher Marcus Gwyn. John Lindsey scores. Andy LaRoche to 2nd.
* Rex Rundgren reaches on force attempt, throwing error by pitcher Marcus Gwyn. Andy LaRoche to 3rd. Greg Miller to 2nd.
* Danny Ardoin singles on a line drive to center fielder Brett Carroll. Andy LaRoche scores. Greg Miller to 3rd. Rex Rundgren to 2nd.
* Wilkin Ruan singles on a ground ball to left fielder Alexis Gomez. Greg Miller scores. Rex Rundgren to 3rd. Danny Ardoin to 2nd.
* Pitcher Change: Brandon Villafuerte replaces Marcus Gwyn, batting 9th.
* Luis Maza triples (2) on a fly ball to center fielder Brett Carroll. Rex Rundgren scores. Danny Ardoin scores. Wilkin Ruan scores.
* Xavier Paul singles on a ground ball to second baseman Andrew Beattie. Luis Maza scores.
* Terry Tiffee strikes out swinging.
* John Lindsey doubles (8) on a fly ball to left fielder Alexis Gomez. Xavier Paul scores.
* Andy LaRoche flies out to right fielder Jai Miller.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9SdRitr5o0
Before the season started my realistic goal for the Golden God was to OPS .860. I still think he has got a 50/50 shot of doing that(but he should win the MVP regardless). Even though only 40 players in the majors last year OPSed .860 or over, I thought the Dodgers had four players who could do that this year. Its crazy that, until a couple of days ago, the only two Dodgers in that rarified statistical air were Furcal and Either, and neither of them IMO have a chance of keeping that up over a full season (although Raffy is starting to scare me, in a good way).
I don't think Van Exel was an underachiever, although his career did kind of flame out partly because of his poor attitude. He was a 2nd round pick and very few 2nd round picks become a minor star like he did.
Does anyone else out there think we need to get D. Young some more at bats? With our 4 man outfield, it seems improbable that he'll get a start out there unless Jones starts sitting and 2nd base doesn't seem to be an option since he hasn't played there yet.
I have a soft spot in my heart for "The Lake Show" teams of the mid-1990s. The 94-95 team is my favorite non-title era Laker team. Even though Ceballos and Van Exel left on bad terms, I really liked that team. I felt bad for Eddie Jones and Elden Campbell for never getting a ring with the Lakers.
>> Defense is something DeWitt admits he didn't pay serious attention to until last season.
"Not that I didn't work at it," DeWitt said, "but last year I had to take a step back from everything."
Prompting the re-evaluation was a demotion at the beginning of the season. DeWitt, who was rated the best pure high school hitter by Baseball America in the 2004 draft, started the season at Class-A Inland Empire. He spent the final month of the 2006 season in double A.
"I didn't have my head right," he said. "I wasn't concentrating on what I should've been doing." <<
## Bowa said that when DeWitt was called up from minor league camp into big league camp this spring, he saw that DeWitt had trouble with balls to his right.
Bowa began working with DeWitt on a daily basis to remedy the shortcoming. ##
%% Hall of Fame broadcaster Vin Scully hinted Tuesday night that he might retire when his contract expires at the end of the season. %%
http://tinyurl.com/5r3lf9
Hall of Fame broadcaster Vin Scully hinted Tuesday night that he might retire when his contract expires at the end of the season
Whoa! I have chosen to avoid thinking about the day Vin is no longer calling Dodger games. Maybe they can have him record a bunch of words and names, and CGI Scully can call Dodger games for the next few years.
Seriously, if Vin wants to have some personal time, more power to him. He's certainly earned it.
I have but one request: let's give the man a proper send off. A day. A week. A series of ovations could never be enough, but the man deserves to be thanked by as many people as possible. He deserves that from all of us.
Nooooo!!! I have only gotten one chance to listen to him this year.
I think when the Lakers upset the Sonics in the first round (2nd straight year the Sonics lost to an underdog in the 1st round), Chick said something like "The Sonics are dead!." :)
The Lakers sent Chick out with a title (although they didn't really know it at the time). For the Dodgers, to paraphrase Jake Taylor, there's only one thing to do: win the whole...thing!
http://wfuv.org/gala/08/
http://tinyurl.com/5v2cka
I went to one game during the 1994-95 season, and I remember watching Ceballos after he came out of the game in what I think was a comfortable victory. He seemed to spend a lot of time at the scorers' table in deep discussion and from the stands I couldn't figure out why. It turns out he was arguing with the official scorer because he was credited with zero rebounds! Classic Ced.
This would be akin to the U.S. and the Soviet Union racing to be the first country to mass produce Trabants in the 1950s.
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I just realized another reason they want Russell to start tomorrow, despite the early game after a night game -- and besides the obvious, that he's hotter than Hades right now and is 1000 times better than Gary Bennett: Because Kuroda probably wants to only pitch to Martin, given they've established a relationship and he trusts him. At least for now that's probably a requirement.
Not only that but who leaves from the 25-man roster? Delwyn can't be sent down without clearing waivers, so he's a DFA candidate.
Sweeney is starting tomorrow. If he doesn't get a hit, maybe he could get a DFA, but I doubt it.
Hu could be sent down, but that leaves them still with only one backup they trust for 2B/SS/3B.
Pierre could be Russ Ortiz'd, but that's highly unlikely (but how awesome would that be??!!).
Maybe Wade could be sent down, but is Torre comfortable enough to go with 11 pitchers? Isn't that why Wade was brought up in the first place?
I just wish Abreu's health or return timetable was more known so we could avoid these Castro shenanigans.
Wow. I've got to stop reading True Blue L.A; Andrew is destroying my brain.
Sweeney is running out of time to prove he has anything left.
Why would they DFA Delwyn, although if he is not going to play 2nd, his value on the Dodgers is limited unless Pierre is traded (which should happen). Heck, we play a catcher at 3rd. I don't see why we can't go with Young at 2nd for a start or two.
If Castro is signed then Hu goes down
You might be right, but what does Castro do that Hu doesn't (besides be a "GREAT guy")? I guess that brings us to the whole point of this: there is no reason to have Castro on this team.
I can kind of see the argument of wanting Hu to get everyday playing time in AAA, but there's value in the 150-200 major league PA he's going to get too.
Steiner and Lyons already do all the road games versus the Central and East divisions, so adding the rest of the road schedule from the West Division wouldn't be that drastic a move. Then Scully would only have to do the 81 home games at Dodger Stadium.
That might be the only thing that would persuade Vin to consider returning in 2009.
I apologize if this seems flippant. Vin Scully does a great job. And he has more than earned the right to do whatever he wants to do in life.
He's sort of in the Laurence Olivier stage of his life, where he needs only lift a finger or two for a giant payday that he can pass on to his children and grandchildren. It's hard to turn down $3 million a year, or whatever it is they're paying him now.
It's just that the New York Times article indicated that Vin may be leaning toward retirement only because of road time away from his family, while at the same time wanting to continue as long as his health is good.
I'm just saying that a compromise might be reached that could satisfy all parties. I'd hate to think that Vin doesn't really want to retire, but will, because Dodger management is not willing to allow him to cut back on unnecessary trips to Denver, Phoenix, etc.
I think that Scully's integrity and honor would prevent him from making such a request of the Dodgers while he is still under his current contract. A pro-active move by the Dodger organization might be in order right now to keep him happy and keep him happily involved, but only if that is indeed his wish.
Die of a heroin overdose by the way.
Our $9 million/year centerfielder has twice as many RBIs as our $18 million/year centerfielder.
14-28 with 13bbs.
On April 20th, he was hitting:
.197/.300/.328
On April 30th, he was hitting:
.292/.439/.449
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