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Let the Record Show: Kershaw's First Stint in L.A. a Success
2008-07-02 15:32
by Jon Weisman

Clayton Kershaw is headed back to Jacksonville today to make room for the activation of Hiroki Kuroda from the disabled list. The move makes sense if for no other reason than Kershaw was not needed to pitch until after the All-Star break, especially if Brad Penny comes off the disabled list this weekend.

So Kershaw is headed out, and congrats are in order. That's because the winless pitcher is a winner.

The silliness of actually thinking that Kershaw's quixotic quest for a victory this season reflected his ability was summed up by what happened Tuesday - he left the game with a 6-1 lead and one of baseball's best bullpens there to back him up, and still didn't get the win. Though he never pitched more than six innings for Los Angeles, Kershaw allowed two runs or fewer in six of his eight starts. He easily could have come away with victories in five of those: May 25 vs. St. Louis, June 4 vs. Colorado, June 10 at San Diego, June 15 at Detroit and last night at Houston. And that doesn't count a 2-0 loss to the White Sox last week. As it was, the Dodgers went 4-4 in Kershaw's appearances. He ably filled a hole left by ailing pitchers Penny and Kuroda, not to mention the released Esteban Loaiza.

Kershaw showed he had plenty of development ahead of him with regards to command, pitch use and endurance. But even factoring that in, however, he was generally effective: In 38 2/3 innings, despite walking 24 batters, he had an ERA+ of 99 (almost exactly the major league average) struck out 33 and allowed only three home runs. He did this at age 20.

Perhaps most importantly, Kershaw was not abused. He never threw more than 104 pitches in a game, and averaged fewer than 100 pitches per week. Ultimately, you'll want to see him pitch deeper into games, but here's the thing - he will. And when he does, look out.

Now he can go back to Jacksonville and work on his pitches. But he should go back with his head held high and every reason for optimism about the future.

The Dodgers already have a budding ace in Chad Billingsley. Clayton Kershaw will give them two. That is going to be huge for the team going forward.

* * *

Dodgers at Astros, 5:05 p.m.

Update: Kershaw sounds disappointed, according to Tony Jackson of the Daily News: "Any way you spin it, I'm getting sent down. They can say they didn't have enough room, but they (brought) me up when they didn't have enough room, because all those (pitchers) were healthy then." Hopefully, he will be made to understand that his return to Jacksonville doesn't have to be considered a step backward.

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2008-07-02 16:02:41
1.   goofus
On the assumption that Nomar, Andruw, and Penney come back this weekend, here is one possible way to make room. Repko goes down to make room for Andruw; Falkenberg goes bye-bye for Penney; LaRoche or DeWitt go down to make room for Nomar. Neither one is producing right now so it's flip a coin.
2008-07-02 16:03:44
2.   blue22
1 - Nomar will play short (apparently), so they can keep both LaRoche and DeWitt. My bet is they 86 Berroa.
2008-07-02 16:03:45
3.   El Lay Dave
On his ItD blog, Josh Rawitch offered similar thoughts on why the decision to option Kershaw.

I'm not with the team, so I can't explain the reasoning [for optioning Kershaw] but I'm sure Joe Torre will do so shortly...obviously someone had to go for Kuroda to be activated and it makes sense if we have six starters for the most recent one to get a little respite heading into the All-Star Break. At least that's my sense at this point.

It's also easier to limit his workload in the minors rather than on the 25-man roster.

2008-07-02 16:05:56
4.   Jon Weisman
1 - I would think Troncoso would exit before Falkenberg.

3 - Maybe, but the Dodgers had little trouble keeping his pitch counts in line here.

All in all, I just think this went almost as well as could be expected. Short of him dominating, he got great experience, he learned what he needs to work on, he helped the team, and he came out unscathed - assuming he knows not to care about the 0 in his personal win column.

2008-07-02 16:15:00
5.   Jon Weisman
New post below this one about the L.A. Times.
2008-07-02 16:16:38
6.   dsfan
I give his peformance a 7 on a 10 scale, very solid job for a kid who hadn't work deep into many games in Double-A, who hadn't faced much adversity in the minors, who hadn't even pitched in Triple-A. I'm glad he's going back. Now let's see if he can build on what he learned. I also hope that when he returns, the Dodgers have a better defense and offense to help him.
2008-07-02 16:20:05
7.   El Lay Dave
4 I was thinking about the cumulative total 170 IP limit for the season that management had mentioned. Kershaw has 82 IP overall so far. If he stayed in the rotation, he have 14-15 more starts, which gets darn close to that limit if he can average 6 IP/start. Of course, he averaged 4.7 IP/start in this stint, so maybe that wouldn't come into play. Anyway, I totally agree with what you wrote.
2008-07-02 16:20:41
8.   The Trolley Dodger
"thinking that Kershaw's quixotic quest for a victory this season reflected his ability"

Ker-shaw! As if!

2008-07-02 16:25:26
9.   BlueCrew Bruin
5 NPDB?
2008-07-02 16:26:30
10.   dzzrtRatt
And now, Tommy Lee Jones will wave that "flashy thing" at all Dodger fans and it will be like the Minotaur was never here.
2008-07-02 16:27:45
11.   Jon Weisman
9 - Y
2008-07-02 16:30:14
12.   dzzrtRatt
Joe Torre has come in for a lot of criticism in these parts lately, but I think he and Honeycutt deserve at least one cheer for their handling of Kershaw's stint.

Man, looking at those all-time lists, it does seem like the culture of the Dodger organization is to breed elite pitchers, and not so much hitters. I can't imagine 10 percent of the thought process given to Kershaw and Billingsley was applied to Loney, Kemp or LaRoche in the past few years.

Dodger fans, I think we're going to be rooting for a great-pitching, so-so hitting team forever.

2008-07-02 16:31:21
13.   BlueCrew Bruin
11 K
2008-07-02 16:36:30
14.   bleedsblue
He seems like a friendly team player with huge potential. I hope he isn't discouraged by this. A stop along the way in Vegas may have been in order prior to LA but in any event he held his own well.
2008-07-02 16:37:25
15.   Neal Pollack
I'm sad to see him go for now...he seemed to be getting better, not worse. As long as no one says it was because he "couldn't get a win", I'll abide by the decision.
2008-07-02 16:38:19
16.   Suffering Bruin
Hey, what's with the code? Did I miss a meeting?

So, I'm browsing the web, something I'm able to do now and the two previous days since, you know, it's summer vacation and all. And I come across this.

The Diamondbacks placed Snyder on the 15-day DL Tuesday with a left testicular fracture.

From my brother, a urologist: "He should be fine. The likelihood of testicular salvage is very high if surgery is done within 72 hours."

Let the punning begin.

2008-07-02 16:39:08
17.   Suffering Bruin
And if the subject of 16 violates any rules, I apologize. If this topic has been touched on already, I apologize.

"touched on." See? It's starting already.

2008-07-02 16:40:22
18.   Suffering Bruin
15 If anyone--and I mean anyone--so much as gives breath to the phrase, "He's got to learn how to win before he comes back up" then I'm sending bad hoodoo vibes in that person's direction.

You hear me, Mr. Kent? I'm looking at you, sir.

2008-07-02 16:40:36
19.   Jon Weisman
16 - Yeah, you're late on that story ... but "testicular salvage" is new.
2008-07-02 16:41:39
20.   fanerman
16 Gosh, Gonad Thoughts was 3 threads ago! (or 2, depending on how you keep track)
2008-07-02 16:43:05
21.   CodyS
It's pretty tough to win a game as a Dodgers' starting pitcher. They only have 23 so far this year as a group.
2008-07-02 16:44:06
22.   Suffering Bruin
19 (sigh)

I'm late on everything. In the old days, I used to "break" stories after a day or so. Before this wonderous site grew like a fern in the Amazon.

But that changes this summer, people. When you get head-butted at the picnic by yours truly, I don't want to hear, "Hey, didn't that used to be Suffering Bruin?"

2008-07-02 16:44:14
23.   bleedsblue
You know, in baseball you can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs...those are the breaks.

A double.

2008-07-02 16:44:45
24.   Suffering Bruin
20 I'll take two. Less embarassment there.
2008-07-02 16:47:11
25.   fanerman
24 I didn't mean any offense (and borrowed somebody else's quote), but some things make me cringe more than others...
2008-07-02 16:47:12
26.   sporky
Didn't Felix Pie also have a testicular injury as well? Testicular strain, twist, squish, something of that nature.
2008-07-02 16:47:30
27.   silverwidow
This affects Kershaw's arbitration -

He had a SLIM chance of qualifying after 2010, now he has zero.

2008-07-02 16:51:03
28.   Suffering Bruin
Has anybody figured out what the Dodger record would be if we had a league-average offense? And if so, what are the chances we can actually have a league-average offense in the second half? In 2003, we just knew our hitting was going to be very, very bad for the year. We knew it at the all-star break, right? That's what made the pitching so miraculous.

But this year, it's different, right? We can be a league-average offense, we're just struggling, right?

Right?

2008-07-02 16:51:32
29.   Jim Hitchcock
I think the thought of testicular fracture was on my mind when SB encouraged me to jump over the upper deck rail in pursuit of a foul ball at the Adam Dunn scouting expedition.

Therefore, I passed.

2008-07-02 16:51:52
30.   Xeifrank
Tonight's pre-game win probabilities.
Favorite: Win%/Total Runs

LV Hilton: LAD: 53.48%/8.5
AccuScore: LAD: 56.00%/9.8
My Simulator: HOU: 52.96%/8.75

I hope the simulator is wrong on this one. :)
vr, Xei

2008-07-02 16:52:51
31.   Suffering Bruin
Felix Pie did, in fact, go on the DL with a twisted T.

Darn right, that's a capital T.

2008-07-02 16:53:00
32.   Jon Weisman
22 - You also used to give us a Choi Fact of the Day. You used to be somebody.

26 - Testicular squee?

2008-07-02 16:53:23
33.   Suffering Bruin
29 As I said that night, you gotta want it! :)
2008-07-02 16:53:44
34.   Jim Hitchcock
30 XF, your probabilities from yesterday were very much on my mind starting about the 8th inning last night ;)
2008-07-02 16:55:50
35.   El Lay Dave
26 I believe it's usually called testicular torsion.
2008-07-02 16:56:15
36.   sporky
32 The squee shall not be associated with a twisted testicle.
2008-07-02 16:56:17
37.   underdog
Hip hip, Jon is right and I only hope someone shows Kershaw this post! Chin up, Clayton, you did good kid. And you'll be back within a month I bet.

Hope he gets that elusive win one of these days, even if in Jacksonville.

2008-07-02 16:57:02
38.   El Lay Dave
32 I will not be able to explain to my co-workers why I audibly guffawed.
2008-07-02 16:57:18
39.   Neal Pollack
Can anyone offer the p.o.v. that demoting Kershaw was a BAD idea? I'm torn, because I think his best innings were still ahead of him this season.
2008-07-02 16:57:20
40.   underdog
Btw, Jim, from previous thread, we should start paying you commission or something. ;-)

--

Okay, I've had to read the comments here with my legs crossed uncomfortably for far too long. C'mon, can we change the subject?

2008-07-02 16:58:41
41.   underdog
39 No, I can't think of a reason especially if he was destined to not pitch at all for 10 days or more. The only bad thing is if he sulks for too long and it damages him emotionally or something, but then he'll need to get over it. I honestly expect he'll be back, and hopefully they're explaining all this to him properly.
2008-07-02 16:59:53
42.   Suffering Bruin
32 "You used to be somebody."

Ouch.

Just for that...

FACT OF CHOI--INFORMATION ON A PLAYER WHO USED TO BE SB'S FAVORITE DODGER, SOMETHING THAT CAME DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO OBSESSION, RETURNS.

Last month, Paek Cha-seung of the San Diego Padres and Choo Shin-soo of the Cleveland Indians smiled at each other as they faced off. You might ask why and even if you didn't, here goes.

Both players had attended Busan High School in Korea. Is this the first time such a thing has happened in our beloved MLB? Of course not.

Three--count 'em, three--Gwangju Jeil High School alumni faced each other at one time or another. They were Seo Jae-weong, Choi Hee-seop and Kim Byung-hyun. I'm cribbing this information from a Korean paper so for you 'mericans, you can probably tell that they use the last names first over there. All of the Gwangju Jeil High alumni were pitchers. Only Choi decided to test the bigs with the bat in his hands.

2008-07-02 16:59:57
43.   regfairfield
39 Kershaw is one of our five best pitchers, by using Eric Stults over him, it makes the team worse.
2008-07-02 17:00:08
44.   silverwidow
What I don't understand is why the double-talk about a 6-man rotation? Was this a real intention or a facade?
2008-07-02 17:01:55
45.   Jim Hitchcock
40 I'll work for obscure movie recommendations!
2008-07-02 17:02:30
46.   sporky
35 Torsion makes it sound like a physics problem. If the angle of twist theta is applied to the length of the shaft l with a modulus of rigidity g...

You think I'm making this up, but I'm not. Those are the actual terms.

2008-07-02 17:03:01
47.   Jon Weisman
43 - Agreed, but it's probably a short-term exchange. If Stults doesn't do well, he'll get sent down too.

44 - I think the Dodgers change their minds pretty much every day or so on things.

2008-07-02 17:03:06
48.   Bob Timmermann
The final word on the topic that dare not say its name.

But I hope Chris Snyder does not need these:
http://tinyurl.com/4yanr

Link is SFW

2008-07-02 17:03:52
49.   regfairfield
47 I agree, I do like the move since limiting Kershaw's innings is important, but he was looking for a reason this was a bad idea.
2008-07-02 17:04:16
50.   El Lay Dave
"Testicular salvage" made me think of some very bizarre, Monster Joe's sort of place, a train of thought probably best not followed.
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2008-07-02 17:07:13
51.   Bob Timmermann
44
Was this a real intention or a facade?

No, it's really a frieze.

Oh wait. Wrong reflexive response.

2008-07-02 17:08:54
52.   Jim Hitchcock
48 Okay, so Neuticles are basically, to provide you pet with something to, uh, (censored)?
2008-07-02 17:09:57
53.   silverwidow
Kuroda activated; Kershaw optioned. Check.

Nomar activated; Berroa DFA?

Penny activated; Troncoso optioned?

Andruw activated; Repko optioned?

2008-07-02 17:09:57
54.   CodyS
28 If the Dodgers had a league-average offense, they would have scored 370 runs now instead of 339. Pythagorean expectation of 370 runs scored and 338 runs allowed is a .545 winning percentage. Of course, we're 5 games under .500 when Pythagoras would put us at .500 given our 339-338 actual runs. The team has been unusually spurty (unrelated to testicular fracture). If we go .545 the rest of the season, we could win as many as 82 games.
2008-07-02 17:10:19
55.   Jon Weisman
Whoa - the game started.
2008-07-02 17:10:58
56.   sporky
My coworker is studying the effects of androgens on death ligands in prostate cancer. She therefore castrates rats and mice on a regular basis, and is very, very good at it.
2008-07-02 17:12:04
57.   Jim Hitchcock
Wow, a repeat of last night.
2008-07-02 17:12:22
58.   MonkeyBlue
Old man Kent!
2008-07-02 17:12:55
59.   underdog
Man, Kent is hot these days!
2008-07-02 17:13:34
60.   Alex41592
Kent loves being in Texas!
2008-07-02 17:13:35
61.   regfairfield
It bears repeating: Kent has an .845 OPS since he got hurt, plus that.
2008-07-02 17:14:06
62.   underdog
Uh, can we have a separate thread for Testicle Thoughts? This is making me all squirmy.
2008-07-02 17:14:31
63.   Suffering Bruin
Ah, Jeff. Be a veteran, my man. A veteran!
2008-07-02 17:15:45
64.   fanerman
56 Is this the Chadwick hater? (disliker?)
2008-07-02 17:16:17
65.   Alex41592
Blake should rip the first pitch if it's there.
2008-07-02 17:16:33
66.   still bevens
54 Hah kind of a sad state of affairs. My kingdom for a league average offense!
2008-07-02 17:16:57
67.   underdog
I just realized I'll be following tomorrow's day game on my cell phone while heading down to Sta Barbara (and no, I won't be driving, don't worry).
2008-07-02 17:17:13
68.   MonkeyBlue
Dang! Dewitt is struggling.
2008-07-02 17:18:08
69.   Zak
By the way, totally unrelated, and to change the topic to something less squeamish, we are going to the Aquarium of the Pacific for the first time ever tomorrow. Any tips or anything else I need to know would be appreciated. I have a 3 and a half year old with me and an 8 month old.
2008-07-02 17:18:15
70.   underdog
65 - He ripped it all right. It was caught, alas, but this pitcher ain't fooling anyone so far.
2008-07-02 17:19:08
71.   fracule
69 Wear sunscreen, I good part of it is outdoors.
2008-07-02 17:19:20
72.   Jim Hitchcock
69 Best to keep your hands out of the shark tank.
2008-07-02 17:20:07
73.   fracule
71 Sorry, meant 'a'.
2008-07-02 17:20:19
74.   Jon Weisman
69 - You'll have a good time, but it's not a gigantic place. At those ages, you'll make it through all the exhibits before you know it.

We were members there for a year, but we just kept going through faster and faster. Kids liked the touch exhibit the most.

2008-07-02 17:20:39
75.   Zak
72 Both?
2008-07-02 17:20:42
76.   sporky
Please don't walk Bourn...
2008-07-02 17:21:53
77.   Jim Hitchcock
75 Well, if you're not ambidextrous and could afford to lose one...
2008-07-02 17:22:33
78.   Alex41592
Wow, Pence has no clue what's coming out of Kuroda's hand.
2008-07-02 17:22:35
79.   Zak
Thanks everyone. We're going to San Diego for the weekend and thought it would be cool to stop by and spend a few hours there.
2008-07-02 17:24:11
80.   Zak
74 I think my son will like the touch exhibit the best as well. Although he is fascinated by sea horses so that should be cool too.
2008-07-02 17:24:21
81.   underdog
The Astros broadcast just showed a "cougar" who loves "The Puma."
2008-07-02 17:27:16
82.   Tripon
Is anyone else getting the game with no broadcasters? I had to laugh when I heard a girl ask for a autograph, and got turned down. Is this a regular thing for the Dodgers or FSN prime? To not use any broadcasters at all?
2008-07-02 17:27:18
83.   thinkblue88
So I clicked on the jeff kent replay and instead, i get a yankee game highlight.
2008-07-02 17:27:20
84.   68elcamino427
Kuroda did a nice job of keeping the ball down in the first inning.
2008-07-02 17:27:24
85.   Bob Timmermann
So the Yankees signed a guy named Yeicok Calderon.

Life can be tough for a boy named Yeicok.

2008-07-02 17:30:09
86.   Woden325
85 Lets hope the Cubs' right fielder doesn't name his son that...
2008-07-02 17:31:08
87.   Zak
6 pitch inning.
2008-07-02 17:34:52
88.   El Lay Dave
83 You're a clairvoyant. That's supposed to a September highlight.
2008-07-02 17:35:14
89.   MonkeyBlue
Nice out to get Lee after 3-1 count.
2008-07-02 17:38:56
90.   underdog
Well at this rate this game could be over before I have to leave for soccer game. Of course, it started well and quick the last time Kuroda started a game vs. Astros.
2008-07-02 17:39:17
91.   Zak
Not bad, our own 8 pitch inning.
2008-07-02 17:40:02
92.   68elcamino427
Bison attack!
2008-07-02 17:40:12
93.   arborial
83 I did the same thing, proof positive there is a conspiracy to up the amount of air-time the Yankees get.
2008-07-02 17:41:00
94.   underdog
The Bison roams up the hill!

(God that hill is stupid.)

2008-07-02 17:41:17
95.   Alex41592
Wow. That is some scary strength from Kemp.
2008-07-02 17:41:22
96.   Linkmeister
College buddy of mine had some kind of condition which resulted in a very swollen testicle (baby's fist size -- he was a Physics major, so he got some calipers and measured). He had surgery and has survived quite well with only one.

He and his former wife did not have children, but I don't know if that was medically-related or not.

2008-07-02 17:41:44
97.   fanerman
Bison Strength! Bison Speed!
2008-07-02 17:42:15
98.   underdog
Brad Ausmus' young daughters are in the Astros' broadcast booth, first interviewing their dad, and then being interviewed. During the game, mind you. It's kind of cute, actually. Except I'm kind of done with it.
2008-07-02 17:42:43
99.   MonkeyBlue
Come on Ethier.
2008-07-02 17:43:02
100.   Ken Noe
98 It's gone on way too long, especially with Bison on third.
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2008-07-02 17:43:23
101.   El Lay Dave
Cue Rick Monday. "Situational hitting...."
2008-07-02 17:43:59
102.   68elcamino427
Kent makes the vetran play.
2008-07-02 17:44:01
103.   underdog
Jeez. two outs and the Bison is still at third.

I blame the Ausmus Girls.

2008-07-02 17:44:04
104.   MonkeyBlue
YES! KENT TO THE RESCUE!
2008-07-02 17:44:22
105.   Alex41592
Thank goodness we have Jeff Kent he just picked up Ethier and Martin after two awful at bats.
2008-07-02 17:44:41
106.   fanerman
Old Man is on fire.
2008-07-02 17:44:49
107.   Suffering Bruin
Jeff, you a veteran, man, you a veteran!
2008-07-02 17:45:05
108.   underdog
The 'Stache shows 'em how it's done! Man, he's hot.

Take that Ausmuses!

2008-07-02 17:45:19
109.   Linkmeister
I was about to suggest Kemp try to steal home.
2008-07-02 17:45:23
110.   Jon Weisman
Gurnick:

Manager Joe Torre said he expects Kershaw to be back in the Major Leagues in the "not-too-distant future." For now, however, he'll be starting at Double-A Jacksonville, where he was 0-3 with a 2.28 ERA before being promoted to the Dodgers on May 24.

"We made the move, not because he wasn't handling it, but we've got pitchers coming back," Torre said, referring to Kuroda and Brad Penny, who is expected to come off the disabled list to start Saturday in San Francisco. Torre also said that, after burning through six relievers in Tuesday night's 11-inning game, he didn't want to send reliever Ramon Troncoso out.

http://tinyurl.com/3zokzf

2008-07-02 17:45:49
111.   underdog
{mute}
2008-07-02 17:45:56
112.   El Lay Dave
Was the infield playing up on Martin's ground out?
2008-07-02 17:47:12
113.   Alex41592
112 - Yes.
2008-07-02 17:47:28
114.   El Lay Dave
That was definitely clutch by Grumpy.
2008-07-02 17:48:03
115.   bablue
0,

Well at least now we're sure that Kershaw won't be a Super Two in a few years. Thats good news.

112,

Yes.

And where are all the people complaining about Kent swinging at the first pitch? Pretty selective complainers, eh?

2008-07-02 17:48:05
116.   fracule
Boy, I'm glad that inning is over.
2008-07-02 17:48:11
117.   Alex41592
110 - That all makes sense to me.
2008-07-02 17:49:33
118.   Alex41592
115 - Hernandez is definitely a pitcher you should hammer on the first pitch. Just make sure you hammer it that's all.
2008-07-02 17:49:48
119.   scareduck
I want to pronounce the Astros' starting pitcher's name as "Run Elvis". So far, so true.