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SI's Game of the Year
2006-12-20 07:13
by Jon Weisman

No surprise - it had to be the 4+1 game. And to top it all off, Tom Verducci of Sports Illustrated quotes Dodger Thoughts commenter Xeifrank in his story.

Dodger Stadium was refilling, and the fans were going berserk, a reaction that echoed through cyberspace. One blogger, following the game on mlb.com, reported with gleeful sarcasm, "GameDay seems to be broke. It keeps on saying every Dodger hitter is hitting a home run."

It was comment No. 604 in this Dodger Thoughts thread.

I wish Verducci hadn't gone the tired route of talking about fans leaving the game before the comeback, a route that writers only seem to take in Los Angeles even though it is wide open in every other ballpark in the U.S. (At least Verducci didn't say that only Dodger fans leave early.)

In any case, it's fun to relive the game - why wouldn't it be?

With the Dodgers down 9-8, Marlon Anderson, already with four hits, stepped to the plate. (Bruce) Bochy grumbled in mock humor, "I hope we try something other than a fastball here." But (Trevor) Hoffman threw another fastball. Anderson smacked it into the rightfield seats to tie the game. "It's got to be only 10 seconds after the last one, and I can hear all the pounding and yelling going on again," (Padres general manager Kevin) Towers says. "I'm thinking, What? A single? Maybe a double? I turn the channel. You've got to be kidding me!" ...

(Nomar) Garciaparra hit his home run at 2:05 a.m. Eastern time, with most of the country asleep. It didn't change the course of the season. Both teams finished atop the NL West at 88-74 and, thanks to the wild card, both made the playoffs. Yet the game was one of the most powerful reminders this side of October of why baseball gives the most breadth to possibility.

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2006-12-20 07:36:10
1.   Colehouse
And I was worried that they would pick Texas vs. USC.
It was a great choice - I love that it was more than just a regular season game in May (it had post-season implications), but that it didn't have to be a World Series game to be recognized.
2006-12-20 07:43:49
2.   katysdad
Not having an internet connection at home, I "watched" 4+1 (at 2 a.m. - I'm an east coaster) on ESPN's ticker. Every time the LA/SD game would come up in the rotation of games, the Dodgers were one run closer. Silent screams of joy so as not to wake the baby.

Then the top of the 10th and I "watched" the Padres go ahead by one. Silent screams of agony at LA's wasted comeback.

Then Nomar rocks the baseball world and I could contain myself no longer. I wake my wife and she smiles politely before going back to sleep. The next day I check Dodger Thoughts and relive the magic.

I had the same experience "watching" Steve Finley's walkoff, division-clinching Grand Slam against the Giants in 2004 on ESPN's ticker. What a frustrating way to keep up with a game. Nobody was home to babble to, so I called my brother in law. He wasn't home, but my sister agreed to listen to me go on and on.

2006-12-20 07:45:41
3.   Colehouse
As a personal choice the "4+1 game" would likely finish in a tie for game of the year. My other choice would have to be a CFL contest between Winnipeg and Edmonton. Winnipeg led late in the game until fumbling with under a minute left on their own 20 yard line. Edmonton goes into score to lead by one point. Winnipeg gets the ball back and on the last play of the game, Milt Stegall catches a pass at the midfield, breaks free and romps down the sideline for a 100 year touchdown. The Bombers win 25-20. Another 2006 classic.
2006-12-20 07:47:49
4.   Colehouse
Err make that a 100 yard touchdown!
2006-12-20 07:56:05
5.   Jon Weisman
1 - It was the baseball game of the year, not game of the year for all sports.
2006-12-20 08:03:15
6.   bhsportsguy
The other thing about that game was that it wasn't just the bottom of ninth that made it such a memorable night.

Again, the Dodgers were tied with the Padres for first place going into the game and before the seats got warm, they were quickly behind. But they clawed back and tied the game (for the first time that evening after trailing by 4 runs).

The bottom of 6th saw the frustration of loading the bases and then not scoring.

The reliable Broxton and Saito both had rough outings that saw the Padres take that 4 run lead.

But, despite all that, the large crowd (the Dodgers had set an all-time attendance record for a 4 game series that weekend) was buzzing and there was a sense that something could happen.

Finally, you know you love DT when despite being caught up in all the excitement at the Stadium, you think to yourself, "I wonder what is going on Dodgerthoughts right now?"

2006-12-20 08:35:54
7.   gpellamjr
6 Didn't winning that game tie the teams? I didn't think the Dodgers went ahead by a game with that win.
2006-12-20 08:39:27
8.   Vishal
[1] i don't know why people keep bringing up texas vs. usc. it wasn't that great a game, though there were a couple of neat highlight-reel plays. and to top it all off, the officiating controversy (http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=jo-replay111006&prov=yhoo&type=lgns), suggest the outcome possibly wasn't the right one. and national powerhouse texas wasn't that big an underdog. just, not a great sports moment.
2006-12-20 08:40:08
9.   Vishal
xei, was your comment "gleeful sarcasm", as verducci suggests, or was it honest incredulity?
2006-12-20 08:47:07
10.   Bob Timmermann
After the game, the Dodgers were 79-71 and the Padres were 78-71.
2006-12-20 08:51:57
11.   Greg S
7 Nope they went ahead. Remember Scully's call? "Oh by the way, I forgot to tell you: the Dodgers are in first place"
2006-12-20 09:00:21
12.   still bevens
I still left this game early =(

We were at the game the Saturday prior when Billingsley came back and got absolutely shelled and we were down something like 8-1 in the 4th. That was the first game I left early all year and I guess it was contageous going into the regular week.

2006-12-20 09:09:53
13.   still bevens
I dont know if this was in the other thread, but some poor Angels fan gets smacked down in the Angels Q&A section of the LA Times.

Q: Why does the Los Angeles Times print so many more stories about the Dodgers? I hate the Dodgers. I'd prefer that The Times only write about the Angels.

Rob Simpson

A: Haven't discussed this with my sports editor, Rob, but my guess is that since the Dodgers draw more than 3 million fans annually, garner solid television ratings, have won five World Series titles in Los Angeles, have one of the game's greatest broadcasters in Vin Scully and are located in the heart of the paper's circulation area, which happens to be the second-largest market in the U.S., we might want to drop a few paragraphs about them into The Times every now and then.

2006-12-20 09:35:20
14.   Jason in Canada
Wow, another indicator that the best writers in baseball know where the best baseball blog is. Keep up the awesome work Jon.

(Oh...and hello Tom, I loved your piece last year on playing for the Bluejays..)

2006-12-20 09:55:07
15.   Midwest Blue
13

LOL, LOL, LOL.

2006-12-20 10:03:20
16.   still bevens
15 I feel bad to have mischaracterized this guy as a 'poor Angels fan' as I didnt read his intial letter close enough. 'Jerk Angels fan' is more apropos.
2006-12-20 10:27:10
17.   Bob Timmermann
No fan of any team likes the way their local paper covers the team. No fan of any team likes the way the beat writer works.

That's because the average fans want to read a newspaper that covers an event and has writers who reflect a viewpoint that is 99.5% in accord with theirs.

2006-12-20 10:32:38
18.   Jason in Canada
17 Yeah...?!? ..And the problem with that is...?
2006-12-20 10:34:08
19.   Xeifrank
whooohooo!!! I made SI.Com, now my resume is complete. How to get access to the article, subscribe$$$?

9. I'm pretty sure it was "gleeful sarcasm", as I am pretty much all about sarcasm. The gleeful part, I had to think about for a few seconds, but overall I am pretty gleeful about the description. It's just too bad he didn't quote one of my anti-tv/movie talk posts. Those are true classics! :)
vr, Xei

2006-12-20 10:36:45
20.   Bob Timmermann
I think most beat writers have a thick skin since a lot of the players and coaches they cover don't like them and then the people who read them don't like them.

And now the internet gives us all a place to make fun of them.

2006-12-20 10:39:36
21.   Greg Brock
Congrats to Xeifrank! So cool!
2006-12-20 10:51:29
22.   Daniel Zappala
I think you're all looking at this situation in reverse. The big honor is not that Xeifrank's comment was included in the SI article. The honor is that the SI article was linked from Jon's DT blog. I read DT way more than I read SI, therefore it has more influence and more prestige.

Congrats to Tom Verducci for getting his article linked. It would have meant even more if the article wasn't pay-per-view so that I could read it. Maybe one day I'll run across the magazine in a doctor's office and get a chance to read it, but I don't get sick much.

2006-12-20 10:54:17
23.   Xeifrank
is the article in the magazine too? Or just the "for your eyes only" online site?
vr, Xei
2006-12-20 10:55:49
24.   Bob Timmermann
22
Maybe one day I'll run across the magazine in a doctor's office and get a chance to read it, but I don't get sick much.

Well, you're cursed now. I hope your affairs are in order.

2006-12-20 10:56:51
25.   Daniel Zappala
24 I'm only cursed if they put me on the cover. Fat chance.
2006-12-20 10:58:40
26.   Ken Arneson
25 You're not on SI's cover, but you are on the cover of Time Magazine. Congratulations!
2006-12-20 10:58:48
27.   Disabled List
I haven't recieved this week's SI, but I'm pretty sure it's a "Best of 2006" issue. Verducci is the senior baseball writer at SI, and I doubt he going to pen an entire piece like that just for a small portion of the online readership.

It's great stuff. I still remember watching the game sorta-live the next morning on the mlb.tv archive.

2006-12-20 11:00:45
28.   TellMeTheScoreRickMonday
Note that Verducci forgot to add the "vr, Xei" footer in his quote.
2006-12-20 11:07:53
29.   JoeyP
I was checking out reviews for "We Are Marshall" over at rottentomatoes, and I dont think I can remember such contrasting opinions on a movie. Either people loved it or hated it.

I'll probably see it bc I'm a sucker for inspirational sports movies.

"Wildcats" was one of my favorite movies growing up, and its no classic by any means.

2006-12-20 11:08:42
30.   Midwest Blue
28 What does that mean anyway?
2006-12-20 11:10:49
31.   Marty
30 Very Respectfully

I believe

2006-12-20 11:12:12
32.   Greg Brock
30 Very Respectfully, Xei.

I thought we'd get a NVR during movie talk, but Xeifrank is always respectful, even when he wants to ductape our keyboards.

2006-12-20 11:16:13
33.   Midwest Blue
31,31 --

I'd never seen that before. I should try that. Maybe VTR (very truly yours) or RY (respectfully yours).

VTR, MB

2006-12-20 11:24:05
34.   Linkmeister
33 No disrespect to xei here, but why not "YIP?"

Yours in peace. ;)

It's got the advantage of being pronounceable.

2006-12-20 11:24:26
35.   ToyCannon
Not to twist any arms but you'd all be doing me a favor if you'd click on the "Chess in a Box" ad that is currently featured in the DT blog ad area to the right just below toaster.tv. Trying to win a bet and help a friend.
2006-12-20 11:25:04
36.   Terry A
Huh.

I always thought "vr" stood for "VORP Rules!"

2006-12-20 11:25:21
37.   ToyCannon
34
That is better then RIP:)
2006-12-20 11:27:03
38.   das411
Congrats XeiFrank! I just might have to go buy that issue now...if you and your family leave any copies for the rest of us, that is.

...and now you guys know I am not the only PSUer who hangs out here at Jon's house ;)

2006-12-20 11:29:22
39.   Greg Brock
35 Done and done
2006-12-20 11:31:53
40.   Marty
I clicked on both the read more and on the link the UCLA blood site. Not sure which one you wanted.
2006-12-20 11:47:28
41.   Midwest Blue
I just realized that "very truly yours" should have been VTY, not VTR.

DUH, MB

2006-12-20 11:50:51
42.   Johnson
41 I just realized that "very truly yours" should have been VTY, not VTR.

Oh. And here I thought it was Talk Like Scooby Doo day!

2006-12-20 11:59:11
43.   bhsportsguy
Again for fun, look at the summary of the dueling Padres/Dodger blogs during that game from Hardball Times article.

http://tinyurl.com/yje3n8

Not only was XeiFrank's entire entry quoted but many others. It does capture what was going on in the blogosphere.

2006-12-20 12:01:42
44.   bhsportsguy
43 Read that story and tell me that blogs like DT are not the best source of immediate analysis and emotional outbursts.
2006-12-20 12:02:31
45.   Jon Weisman
43 - Hmm - It may well be that that's where Verducci got it.
2006-12-20 12:35:10
46.   Sushirabbit
35 - World Chess Champion. Now that's Hot!
2006-12-20 12:36:19
47.   Jason in Canada
43What kind of name is Ducksnorts anyway? Sheesh...
2006-12-20 12:40:41
48.   Daniel Zappala
Also, I much prefer a blog that tends toward Beowulf references, rather than profanity, during a historic moment.
2006-12-20 12:46:11
49.   Eric Enders
I think the ideal blog would be one with profane Beowulf references.
2006-12-20 12:56:08
50.   Paul S
"In the other clubhouse the Dodgers were childish in their euphoria"

I'm hoping Verducci meant "childlike"

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2006-12-20 12:58:01
51.   Daniel Zappala
One of my favorite DT threads:

http://dodgerthoughts.baseballtoaster.com/archives/393628.html

Start at 115 and go to 136. Beware of extraneous, though not profane, Beowulf references.

2006-12-20 12:58:31
52.   Bob Timmermann
One of my biggest nightmares involved Rudy Law trying to give me a ham:
http://tinyurl.com/yn4muk

It was true!

2006-12-20 13:04:59
53.   D4P
52
How generous of the Dodgers to hand out food donated by someone else.

Three hundred preselected families received a complimentary holiday ham donated by Farmer John and fixings provided by Ralphs and Food4Less.

2006-12-20 13:17:16
54.   robohobo
51. How many commenters here were medieval literature majors in college? Or was 1000 year old poetry required reading in high school at every school but mine?
2006-12-20 13:25:32
55.   Jon Weisman
54 - I never read Beowulf - I just picture the Big Bad Wolf when I hear the name and it makes everything sound interesting.
2006-12-20 13:26:59
56.   Daniel Zappala
I think I read Beowulf in high school, but everything farther back than 10 years all starts to blur together.
2006-12-20 13:27:39
57.   robohobo
I had friend who majored in medieval literature. The only math class he needed to take to complete his coursework was entitled "Dealing with Math Anxiety" or something like that. I always thought that was pretty funny. Of course, now he is a computer network administrator.
2006-12-20 13:28:49
58.   Benaiah
56 - Everything blurs together. I find that I consume so much media that I need to return to something to remember more than broad details. Blogs really upped the ante by adding a thousands of words on every subject everyday.
2006-12-20 13:29:28
59.   Eric Enders
54 Yes to the second question. It was a staple of freshman English.
2006-12-20 13:40:12
60.   Robert Daeley
53 Ebenezer Scrooge! I was wondering when you were going to show up.
2006-12-20 13:43:14
61.   trainwreck
Everytime we refer to the game as 4+1 it makes me think of some boyband name.
2006-12-20 13:43:27
62.   robohobo
I just read on Wickipedia that Chrichton's "Eaters of the Dead" and the movie "The 13th warrior" were loosely based on Beowulf.
2006-12-20 13:48:34
63.   Bill Crain
62 Both of those highly recommended. The part of Grendel played by not-quite-extinct Neanderthals. This is not at all like Crighton's other writing, except maybe The Great Train Robbery.
2006-12-20 13:51:36
64.   Midwest Blue
I have no idea what you people are talking about.

Who likes ketchup on waffles?

2006-12-20 13:56:59
65.   Bill Crain
64
Dodgers -> Baseball -> Guys with sticks -> Beowulf -> Michael Crichton.
QED

But I'm pretty sure any waffles discussion would violate Rule #4.

2006-12-20 13:57:31
66.   robohobo
55. Sounds like when I used to think of a 70's rock band when I heard the name "Steppenwolf". Turns out is was first a interesting/strange novel by a German living in the early 1900s.
2006-12-20 13:59:54
67.   Marty
Beowulf was not on my junior high book list. But Grendel had just come out I think, and we had to read that. Sympathetic to the monster's point of view as I recall.

When you have to coddle the monsters in medieval literature, the terrorists have won.

2006-12-20 14:00:19
68.   Andrew Shimmin
64- Sounds like something from Sartre's cookbook.

http://pvspade.com/Sartre/cookbook.html

2006-12-20 14:07:43
69.   overkill94
61 Makes me think of Cartman's Christian rock band, Faith+1
2006-12-20 14:09:09
70.   still bevens
Beowolf is about to be a major motion picture directed or produced by Robert Zemeckis and starring Angelina Jolie.
2006-12-20 14:14:19
71.   Midwest Blue
Deadspin is featuring an absolutely horrendous 1987 video feturing Mets Gary Carter, Mookie Wilson, and Roger McDowell.

On the list of lazy pre-Christmas time videos to whittle away the remaining office hours with, this one might be the most cringe-inducing. It's part 1 of a half-hour "musical adventure" -- here's Part Two and Part Three -- involving the 1987 Mets, some extremely annoying children and a "nerd" who illustrates that the "Moneyball" debate has been going on for an awfully long time. Your actors are Gary Carter, Roger McDowell and Mookie Wilson.

Think Rockie Horror meets the Super Bowl Shuffle. It is nausea-inducing. Enjoy.

http://www.deadspin.com/

(scroll down a story or two)

2006-12-20 14:15:18
72.   Eric Enders
In this version, Beowulf becomes a football star playing for Bear Bryant and also invents the pet rock.
2006-12-20 14:20:22
73.   Midwest Blue
Further down in Deadspin, they have a great story on Mrs. Matsuzaka:

Because the former Miss Shibata is significantly older than Matsuzaka (she's 31, he's 26), she was viciously criticized in the Japanese media for "seducing" Matsuzaka when the couple began their liason in 2000 when he was only 19 years old. Because of the difference in their ages, they began dating in secret, and a huge scandal errupted when it came out that Matsuzaka's car had been towed for being illegally parked overnight in front of Shibata's house (it was such a big scandal that the Seibu Lions even suspended Matsuzaka for a few games).

Wow. Suspended by the team for sleeping over at your girlfriend's house? What would the Japanese do with Lindsay Lohan? Or Demi and Ashton?

(BTW: Did I mention that I get a fee for every person I link to Deadspin?)

2006-12-20 14:23:48
74.   Sushirabbit
73
(BTW: Did I mention that I get a fee for every person I link to Deadspin?)

No, but I think that violates rule 11.

2006-12-20 14:24:45
75.   Sushirabbit
Wasn't there some guy here spouting middle english the other day?
2006-12-20 14:25:31
76.   Humma Kavula
71 That is the greatest thing ever.

By which I mean, I threw up in my mouth a little.

2006-12-20 14:28:24
77.   Marty
Keep scrolling down on Deadspin. You'll get to a link of all the Rocky fights. I pity the fool who watches all of them.
2006-12-20 14:32:59
78.   bhsportsguy
75 Middle Earth Rules!
2006-12-20 14:36:55
79.   Jon Weisman
76 - Humma, this is not to single you out - the whole point of what I'm about to say is that many have been doing it.

But can we have an unofficial ban on the throwing up in your mouth line? It's just turning me off in a big way.

2006-12-20 14:38:07
80.   Humma Kavula
Sorry. It is a bit overplayed.
2006-12-20 14:46:36
81.   Midwest Blue
79
I think we've actually found the new Rule #11.
2006-12-20 14:48:38
82.   Jon Weisman
80 - No problem :)
2006-12-20 14:49:35
83.   Andrew Shimmin
Most days I don't, but today I kind of wish I'd ever gone to law school. It is deeply curious to me that people who had their computers potentially ruined by Sony are entitled to $7.50 and a free download from iTunes, and the State of California is entitled to 100,000 times that much (but no free downloads).

http://tinyurl.com/y6ttle

2006-12-20 14:49:59
84.   Jon Weisman
81 - I think the Rule #11 was the honorary Bluebleeder rule. So this can be #12.

What's wrong with me that I still think of #11 as Pat Haden and #12 as Joe Namath or Terry Bradshaw?

2006-12-20 14:52:34
85.   Midwest Blue
84

#11 Thou shall not post while drunk -- and brag about the experience?

2006-12-20 14:53:34
86.   Sushirabbit
79 to 82
I'm about to be able to have the line "I just got a little spitup on my shoulder". Baby due Dec 31st by C-section. Boy (we're pretty sure). Benjamin. Jon, was a close second, sorry 'bout that. Just kiddin' (would that get me in BoDT2?)
2006-12-20 14:55:28
87.   trainwreck
I think of Spinal Tap when I think of # 11.
2006-12-20 14:56:47
88.   Eric Enders
85 I thought it was thou shalt not post while pretending to be drunk.
2006-12-20 14:58:02
89.   Sushirabbit
87 Shhh. We're honoring Xeifrank today.
2006-12-20 14:59:42
90.   Jon Weisman
88 - 11b.
2006-12-20 15:00:35
91.   Midwest Blue
88

Right

vr, MB

2006-12-20 15:01:04
92.   Daniel Zappala
Spinal Tap is a fantastic movie and I still can't understand why my wife doesn't like it.
2006-12-20 15:01:59
93.   trainwreck
Joe Sheehan said he believes Zito will go to Angels because he heard he wants to stay out west.
2006-12-20 15:04:54
94.   Daniel Zappala
And yet the LA Times reports, directly from Stoneman, that they're not pursuing Zito. Since Zito is a Boras client, I'm expecting him to sign with whoever offers the most money.
2006-12-20 15:06:01
95.   trainwreck
94
Well I guess he is a Met waiting to happen. I do not think he wants to go to the Rangers.
2006-12-20 15:08:30
96.   Humma Kavula
92 I know what you mean, but not with Spinal Tap. The bride likes it well enough... but...

I love A Confederacy of Dunces, whereas my wife gets two paragraphs in -- the description of Igantius Reilly's clothes and his views on the ways others dress -- and quits every time. I can't figure it out.

2006-12-20 15:08:39
97.   Daniel Zappala
I likewise think he'll be a Met. Just a matter of them haggling over the deal once the market is set.
2006-12-20 15:09:38
98.   Sushirabbit
I hope KC outbids everyone for Zito.
2006-12-20 15:11:35
99.   Humma Kavula
98 A team could do worse than a starting rotation anchored by Zito and Hochevar.

And Meche, of course.

2006-12-20 15:11:43
100.   Midwest Blue
There's not much left out there for FA's is there?

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6290182

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2006-12-20 15:14:16
101.   Daniel Zappala
Zito to KC would be hilarious.
2006-12-20 15:15:07
102.   Sushirabbit
Actually I think my next great family baseball adventure will be to KC.

VR,
Sushi

2006-12-20 15:39:05
103.   Eric Enders
Kansas City's a very cool place, the ballteam notwithstanding.
2006-12-20 15:42:16
104.   das411
HAHAHA that stat nerd in the Mets video mentions K/BB ratio!! Cool!

...does McDowell get to wear #42 again now that he is coaching for the Braves?

2006-12-20 15:43:45
105.   Greg Brock
102 If you go to KC, make sure to bring me back some good BBQ.
2006-12-20 15:47:03
106.   skybluestoday
Re: 92

I think Spinal Tap is just fundamentally a male thing. Though it is certainly sublime! I recently addressed the sublimity in a recent eBay posting (I'm selling a copy of the Criterion laserdisc):

http://tinyurl.com/tqyvd

2006-12-20 15:51:21
107.   Indiana Jon
Kansas City is a great place to watch a game. Nice park, good food, no crowd, bad team. My favorite ML park until I finally made it to Dodger Stadium this year.
2006-12-20 15:53:36
108.   Disabled List
So, the Sports Illustrated just arrived. Not only is the Verducci piece on the 4+1 game given a prominent spot in the year-end wrapup, but Xei's quote "Every Dodger Hitter is Hitting a Home Run" is the HEADLINE of the article.

I feel honored to share the same message forum as Xei.

vr, DL

2006-12-20 15:58:12
109.   Midwest Blue
Xei:

I'm so proud. It's like seeing my kid graduate from high school. Or hitting 11 on the amplifier.

vr, MB

2006-12-20 15:58:51
110.   robohobo
106. Tight leather pants, long hair and makeup are fundamentally male? How very confusing the 80's were.
2006-12-20 16:03:36
111.   skybluestoday
Re: 110

Haha! The 80s were horrible confusing, to be sure! Try growing up during such a time -- my goodness! "Tears For Fears" "Phil Collins" The mind boggles.

But "Spinal Tap" is still such a rocking-cool good time that holds up just fine nowadays in the Age of Irony.

2006-12-20 16:10:19
112.   D4P
The best thing about the 80s?

Leg warmers

2006-12-20 16:10:21
113.   trainwreck
111
Are you forgetting the 80's classic by Phillip Bailey and Phil Collins, Easy Lover.
2006-12-20 16:17:47
114.   Jason in Canada
Honestly, I come here for Dodger talk, but I think as much because you are some of the funniest strangers I know.