SS Rafael Furcal
C Russell Martin
1B James Loney
2B Jeff Kent
RF Matt Kemp
LF Moises Alou
3B Nomar Garciaparra
CF Juan Pierre
P Clayton Kershaw

A tallish fan in a funky Rodin t-shirt appears to have fainted in the right field corner, and action on the field has paused for a moment.

Hard to thin a 2 run lead will hold up for long here . . .

McCarver: "Neifi would have had that one"

Evans: "I told you so."

Apparently this year the Dodgers are wearing the word "Dodgers" on their road uniforms instead of "Los Angeles."

Five all going to the fifth. Both sp's still ib the game, but hanging on by two threads.

Five all going to the fifth. Both sp's still ib the game, but hanging on by two threads.

Five all going to the fifth. Both sp's still ib the game, but hanging on by two threads.

Ok - technical difficulties appear to have passed.

Vin: "Thanks, Joe. You know, it's a real thrill for me to be ---"

Joe: Don't miss the new series debuting next week on FOX, the Bundimpsons, starring Dan Castelanetta and Ed O'Neill. In a revolutionary new concept, two of the most successful shows in FOX history have been combined into one, as Al Bundy and Homer Simpson enter into a domestic partnership, Brady Bunch-style. Tune in to see what happens between Kelly and Bart!"

Vin: And as Kershaw continues to tire, Scott Proctor begins warming up in the bullpen.

McCarver: Former Yankee Scott Proctor, you mean.

Vin: Well, yes, and---

Joe: Proctor played with some of the greatest players in Yankees history, like Derek Jeter.

Tim: And Jorge Posada.

Joe: Andy Pettitte, Robinson Cano.

Vin: So here's Casey Kotchman at the plate. This year Kotchman batted--

Joe: Yes, he batted against Mariano Rivera. Four times this year. And struck out twice! Also hit a walk-off home run.

Tim: You know who else Kotchman batted against? Joba Chamberlain! And Phil Hughes.

Vin: And with everybody available in Game 7, look who's warming up in the bullpen for the Dodgers: Derek Lowe! Lowe went 14-9 this year with---

Tim: With nowhere near the success he had with the Boston Red Sox. He won 20 games there, you know. Pitched a no-hitter too.

"Mr. Scully, back up to you."

Erin Andrews had founf a guy wearing a Loney jersey in fact, but she and Mr. Purcell seem to have disappeared.

Tim: The Yankees have won 23 World Series in his lifetime.

Tim: "Who will ever forget Rainn Wilson's last episode of 'The Office' when lovers Jim and Angela tricked Dwight into having himself cryogenically frozen?"

Tim: I'm a little choked up right now, be back after a word from Jeannie.

Orlando Cabrera - SS
Gary Matthews, Jr. - CF
Vladimir Guerrero - RF
Barry Bonds - DH
A-Rod - 3B
Garrett Anderson - LF
Casey Kotchman - 1B
Matt Kemp - 2B
Paul LoDuca - C

That this team managed to hit only .203 this season is incredible."

Vin Scully: "Well, Joe, the reason they won so many games is because they had a .472 OBP, since Guerrero, Bonds, and A-Rod got walked every time up. On top of that, the Angels hit a snappy .450 with the bases loaded, and .025 the rest of the time."

Joe: Yes, yes they have.

Vin: I'm sorry, I know I said I was done after this game, but I can't bear to leave baseball to hacks like you guys, I will keep calling games until the good Lord calls me home.

And the 7th game of the World Series is brought to you by "Farmer John" Easternmost in Quality, Westernmost in Taste" Now back to the game!

Also, a reminder that the DH was surprisingly ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court during the All Star break.

Colon into the stretch ... and what's this? Kotchman tags out Kent as he takes his lead! The Angels have pulled the hidden ball trick on Kent and it's worked! I can't believe what I'm watching! Kent rips off his jersey, and he's throwing a tantrum right there on first base! The first base umpire throws him out of the game, and Kent tackles the ump! Both benches empty, the police are out on the field now, and this is not looking pretty.

[ Scully leaves the microphone to the crowd for five minutes ]

Things have finally quieted down here ate Dodger Stadium, and there goes Kent now, the police are leading him away in handcuffs. What a way to end his career with the Dodgers!

The Major turns away to resume what appear to be his concession duties. "Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot."

Russell Martin as dodger fans know has been the toughest guy on the squad and had fought thru a august slump to hit a cool 330 in the month of september all the while catching all the games in september and in the playoffs.
Santana comes in high and tight under Russ chin.
The chin is a sore area for Russ after he took a beaning in the Brewers series from closer Francisco Cordero before he would eventually score a game winning run on Loney double in that game.

It is amazing however, that Kent's rampage took described up above took him all the way up to Chavez ravine before the cops could get ahold of him, but we've learned never to underestimate a motorcycle man.

Global Search and Replace: "Dodger Stadium" with "The Big A."

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Craig Sager: "Kobe who are you pulling for?"

Kobe: "oh you know me Craig im just pulling for the best team to win."

Sager: "You do know you are wearing a Yankees hat right?"

Play is halted because nobody on the field remembers the score, the inning or who was batting.

A call is put out to Bob Timmerman who is the only person in the entire stadium with an accurate scorecard. Timmerman strides onto the field to confer with the umpires and both managers. Play resumes.

Runners on first and second for A-Rod.

"The home run is still not enough to give the Angels the lead. If only Rodriguez had hit that homerun on that pitchout his home run might have mattered."

Meanwhile, Tommy Lasorda is appointed acting GM and immediately engineers a trade of Jonathan Broxton for Paul Konerko.

Wholestaff pitched in the independent Northern League and had an ERA of 8.75 and had given up 145 hits in 101 innings pitched.

Vin exclaims that the Angels now have a monkey loose on the base paths.