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I offered my own take at SI.com on what will happen if Barry Bonds breaks the all-time homer record in Los Angeles next week.
"The Boos Heard 'Round the World" could come as soon as Tuesday in Los Angeles.You might be surprised by how the column ends. Maybe not - you tell me.Barry Bonds would get booed wearing street clothes at an exhibition game by many Dodgers fans. His stroll to the on-deck circle in a garden-variety regular season contest is met with cascades of catcalls. Every on-field action draws an unequal and over-the-top reaction.
But if Bonds steps into the Dodger Stadium batter's box with the all-time home run record on the line, if Bonds hits the blast that breaks it, the explosion of emotion might transcend anything to precede it.
Whether or not you think the boos are unjustified or just desserts, if Bonds breaks the record in Los Angeles -- or somewhere else outside his San Francisco cocoon -- it's going to be a big memory for baseball and its fans to live with. We'll be stuck with it until Alex Rodriguez or Albert Pujols or some other plucky slugger surpasses Bonds' ultimate career total.
So as much as fans might want to send a message to Bonds, they should be careful not to go too far. They should remember that they'll be part of history, too. ...
I know the Silent Treatment movement is gaining support, but I still expect the decibels to be off the charts at Dodger Stadium next week.
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Ten days ago, I noted the debut in the Times of "Behind the Lines," a daily gambling column. In a commentary today, former Times sports editor Bill Dwyre had the same reaction I did.
Harken back to those arguments of the majority. I still giggle.
Many also want topless women on Page 3, as is done by some London newspapers. When exactly did newspapers stop deciding what people needed, what is good for them, as well as what they want?
Except in Nevada, sports gambling is illegal. If you are the Las Vegas Review-Journal, you run lots of sports gambling news and information. Everywhere else, you are contributing to the misunderstanding and sugarcoating of a possible crime.
The Pacers by 11 over the Cavaliers in February is useful for no other purpose than to bet. ...
Thursday morning, we learned about how to bet $100 to make $210 on which NBA player would become rookie of the year next May. We also learned there was a website called Skytowercasino.com, where we can go to learn more.
Harvey has taken the modernist view that all this gambling stuff is out there, and our responsibility is to address it, not ignore it. That is a persuasive argument.
Those who drool on themselves, of course, have no modernist views. We can only hope that, while newspapers chase web hits as their current path to survival, they also ponder whether high-minded coverage of stories such as that of (NBA referee Tim) Donaghy, while warranted, also comes off looking slightly hypocritical.
I guess you can make a case that people who don't bet might still want to know who the favorite in a game is. And I understand that ultimately it's up to the reader to be responsible with the information - that newspapers aren't always the best gatekeepers. In general, however, I just don't see an editorial argument to publish a gambling column in a Los Angeles newspaper. It strikes me as tacit support for an illegal activity. I'm not up in arms about it, but it still surprises me each day that the column's there.
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On The Griddle, Bob Timmermann describes a 1971 game in which the Dodgers won on a walk-off catcher's interference call. For me, the most amazing part of it is that the final play began with Manny Mota attempting a straight steal of home with the bases loaded two out and the score tied in the bottom of the 11th.
"I talked to (third base coach) Danny Ozark," Mota told the Times after the game (according to the game story Timmermann sent me). "He told me to watch the first pitch to see how he was throwing. Then I got the OK from Danny."
"As slow as (Joe) Gibbon was throwing," Ozark said, "I thought it might be worth a try. Manny did it several times last year. Gibbon was pitching very deliberately, taking two pumps and that gives a runner a pretty good advantage."
Reds catcher Johnny Bench jumped out in front of the plate to catch the pitch, denying batter Willie Crawford a chance to swing the bat and precipitating the catcher's interference call.
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Scattered thunderstorms are in the forecast for Denver tonight, according to Weather.com.
Update: Mike Lieberthal will get another chance to start in place of Russell Martin tonight, according to Tony Jackson of the Daily News. Also, Derek Lowe is feeling better.
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Tonight's 5:05 p.m. game:
Is it possible that Ned thinks D Young can be a 4th OF in LA making Ethier expendable?
Ned has 2b options beyond Kent in 2009 of Betemit, Abreu, Dewitt, Denker....making someone available in a trade. Any insight into how Ned and Logan feel about those four...especially Betemit or Abreu as longer-term solutions at 2b?
By the way, I also think Jon's article was great. I do offer a minor beef: Piazza was traded against his will, yes, but I seem to recall him declining a very nice contract offer earlier in the season that would have kept him a Dodger and in clover for a long time. That doesn't mean he should have been booed, but he also wasn't an entirely heroic figure in the whole mess with Fox and that trade.
I agree with that. I mean, I don't begrudge him for turning down the contract extension offer, nor was I happy that he turned it down. But booing him is just bizarre.
Bonds is a giant. Bonds will be boo'd accordingly.
I frankly do not know what I would do if I were at the game. The only time I can remember booing is when I was sitting behind the Tucson Sidewinders (D-Backs AAA) dugout and I booed Albert Callaspo everytime he came to bat, because he assaulted his girlfriend.
I guess I would probably just be watching intently to see if anyone does anything stupid.
My only explanation is that Valenzuela, like Fisher, won a championship and makes people remember a better era. Piazza and Green, on the other hand, make people remember the Fox/Malone years and that comes with a lot of negative conotations(sp?). My guess is that when they're booing Piazza or Green, they are really booing an era in Dodger history rather than the individual.
Does that make any sense?
In my attempts to explain to him why baseball players need a union (esp. in light of the history of this great pastime) for protection against shady owners etc., I realized why I, if I had the opportunity, would boo Barry if he broke the record at Dodger Stadium.
I began watching baseball as kid. I had my heroes (Kirk Gibson, Orel Hershiser, Fernando Valenzuela etc) and I also had my hated list (Jack Clark, Kevin Mitchell, Barry Bonds, etc). I think it is this heroes and hated mentality that makes us as fans love baseball.
Baseball is a catharsis. We need our heroes and hated. It is this cathartic love of the game that drove me to read books like Bill James, Moneyball, the Baseball Economist etc. It is this love that will drive me to boo Barry.
I think the silent treatment should not be followed. It is denying the fundamental reality that brings catharsis. Let Barry Bonds be the hated (I do advocate disliking him as a player within the bounds of the law)
Anyway, I am now rambling . . .
The Lakers won championships with Derek Fisher.
The crowd at Laker games is a lot different than the crowd at Dodger games.
I'm either going to boo my mind out, or just stand up and go to the bathroom or the concession stands.
I went to several dodger game every year as a kid, but didn't go to a laker game for the first time 'till recently, and it is a different environment, it didn't compare to a game against the Giants in DS. Then again, I was there for a Buck's game.
Not that the Laker crowd doesn't boo when the team is down.
Maybe people just look friendlier in Yellow & Purple than they do in Blue and White.
It is true that many people are fans of both teams, but they may not necessarily attend the games.
Amazingly, growing up in Southwest Ohio has made me into a Dodger and Laker fan. So, I guess your hypothesis is confirmed.
I've seen Spike Lee do some bizzare (sp)things on ESPN highlights. Jack Nichols isn't a slouch either from what i've seen. I could be wrong.
Is a trade for Texiera (sp) in the works for the Dodgers? It seems that Colletti would have to be crazy to ship Loney and . . . to Texas for this guy.
http://blogs.usatoday.com/oped/2007/07/how-to-grieve-n.html
And one thing to do is consider Sadaharu Oh's record of 868 the real record. And thus it's safe.
(So says Mark Joseph:
http://tinyurl.com/2f8r2g)
It's a great experience, btw, to be in the pavilion when Bonds plays. It's difficult not to boo him - I mean, he's standing right there.
Those must have been the games they let the poor people attend.
In addition, it is much harder to be heard individually at football and basketball games.
An addendum:
Booing Barry Bonds if he hits the homer at Dodger Stadium would give Bud Selig exactly what he wants. The record tainted with replay after replay after replay with loud overbearing boos.
Such a replay would capture the Zeitgeist of this baseball era.
29. All the buzz I've heard is that the Dodger's would rather commit to Loney as their 1B going forward. The only rumor that the Dodgers seemed really connected to was for Dotel. Hopefully he'll end up in a Red's uni, or resigning with the Royals.
Thank you.
I don't have the time to read every thread or post on this site. I appreciate the insight and patience.
I thought that was just people coming to the stadium parking lot and celebrating.
We can disagree on this - I just have felt a different vibe at every Laker game I've attended. It does feel more like a scene.
"Russell Martin is NOT starting tonight. ``Lieberthal was ready to go,'' Grady said. ``I think two days for Russ and another one on Monday might get him right back to where he needs to be (with his stiff lower back). I see a different look on his face today (after not playing Friday).'' ... Also, D-Lowe's bullpen session was pushed back a day because the off-day made it less urgent that he start as scheduled on Tuesday, even though Grady hasn't officially ruled him out of that game. Lowe did throw in a pitching motion off flat ground and said he felt ``100 times better than yesterday.'' ... Still no news on Randy Wolf, but you can take it to the bank he'll do at least one more rehab start."
I'd clap politely but not vigorously.
i'm sorry, but that makes absolutely no sense to me. that's like saying that you should take your kid out for ice cream after she gets an "a" on a math test even though she cheated. after all, she did get an "a". sure, she would have gotten a b+ if she hadn't cheated, but she wouldn't have gotten the "a" if she hadn't cheated.
as for me, i think the only appropirate responses range from neutral to negative. he doesn't deserve anything positive for this.
one day.
One day...
His first major league batter faced -- Jose Reyes K'd swinging.
I booed Bonds at an A's-Giants game when he was catching up to Ruth's career mark, and I would boo him just the same at these games.
And I love the idea of the Dodger-blue asterisk on #756. I'd gladly throw either the tying or record-breaking ball back on the field (of course, what would happen after that is a head-scratcher. Carried off by Dodger fans like a stage-diving rockstar or trampled?).
The silent treatment would be a nifty trick, but nigh impossible to pull off en masse. "Boo" it shall be for me.
The PA system will definitely acknowledge Bonds accomplishment it just wouldn't be prudent if they didn't.
bonds wasn't the greatest hitter who ever lived until he started using performance enhancing drugs. he was a great player who was hall-of-fame bound. but remember, fans didn't even vote him onto the all-century team.
yes, other players used performance enhancing drugs, and i support banning them from the hall of fame (i think many fans assume that it's a player's right to go into the hall should read its charter - the player's integrity is supposed to be a factor). i think bonds should get the same treatment as palmeiro, sosa and mcgwire.
saying that bonds breaking aaron's record should be rejected is not the same as rejecting everything he's done. i think he should get full credit as the first 500-500 man. that alone would have gotten him into the hall. by using steroids to break baseball's most important record, he placed himself above the game and shouldn't be honored by the game.
i don't support banning bonds from society, but i would note that some schools expel students for cheating.
Just for the record, I don't support taking Barry Bonds out for ice cream either.
You know what though once the PA guy does the simple acknowledgment it's gonna rouse up the crowd even more! it's gonna be interesting what happens that's for sure.
ps if it happens at Dodger Stadium.
So would you ban every player from here on out because they could possibly be doing steroids? Because Sammy Sosa has never been tested positive for anything and there is a lot less info regarding him.
Also, would you go back and ban players who used greenies and other version of speed, because even Willie Mays did that. Would you take out players that doctored the balls?
Sosa got caught using a corked bat which should automatically prohibit hall consideration.
Whether a low life street rat,busy bodied 50's house wife or professional ball player using meth should be shunned.
I guess it's blind fanboyism that keeps this kind of behavior going.
That's SO beneath me.
I love the site and read it religiously.
I must say, though, that I'm surprised that we voluntarily picked this subject.
Boo him when he bats, boo him when he hits it, and never talk about the record.
Forget about him.
Let's see what Ned does because I guarantee he's cooking something up...the clock is ticking.
I am fine with that. As long as there is consistency.
i also don't think you need a positive test or proof beyond a reasonable doubt to ban a player from the hall of fame. this isn't a criminal trial and nobody's going to jail. again, no one has a right receive baseball's highest honor (see pete rose). i think if it's clear from the circumstances, eye witness accounts, and the player's conduct that he used steroids, that is sufficient to ban him from the hall of fame.
i've never seen any evidence that greenies and speed have a substantial impact on a player's numbers. they also had no effect on the natural decline that players experience over time. they certainly did not have the effect that steroids do.
He's 26.
if you don't mind me asking who did we trade for him?
Huh?
LHP Francis
2007
vs LH .222 BA and 1.0 WHIP
vs RH .303 BA and 1.5 WHIP
Not necessarily a trade.
These announcers are giving me hope. They could easily blow this game with their chatter.
Considering he still looks 14, that's a slip up I can forgive.
i hate him i hate him i hate him
but i LOVE "mad men"
I've been to hundreds of basketball games and never witnessed a fight and I'll see a fight every time I go to Dodger stadium. There are no police in every aisle at Staples, just simple ushers who have no problem keeping the crowd in order. When you only have the capacity for 20,000, fan control is a piece of cake compared to what they have to do at Dodger stadium. I could wear a Celtic jersey and get booed and taunted but I would never get anything thrown at me. If I wore a Giant jersey the least that would happen to me is to have something thrown at me. Dodger fans who go to DS are ignorant of their history, Laker fans can still recite the starting lineup of the 1st Los Angeles Laker championship team. I could go on and on but I'll stop.
Stay classy.
Joel Hanrahan is also dealing in NY, he's got the Metropolitans shut down so far.
I love it it's HUGE! but it looks like not even this up can help Tomko
human behavior is human behavior, stop it with that.
As far as Bonds goes, hope the freak show is over with by Sunday. Rather not see him become the new *HR King* at our yard. Really would wonder how Vin would describe the call, as he has stated in the past he would prefer to have nothing to do with this. Hopefully it will not come to this.
that should be this "Ump can't help Tomko"
Can we trade Tomko for Hanrahan, two hours ago?
Btw, 40 No worries, Dictator, I figured you hadn't been around much last couple of days. I'm just personally weary of Teixera trade talk and look forward to the deadline passing next week like I would a gallstone, once it's over.
And yeah, I'm still curious about Cordero. Of course, right now it still looks like the Dodgers could use more starting pitching depth if anything.
So I missed the first 2 innings (and will miss most of the rest of it) - has Tomko not pitched as badly as the score would indicate?
He's leaving his off speed pitches, curveball (i don't know what it is) up & he's leaving the fastballs right down the middle but seems to have settled down some in the last inning.
And with that, I bid you good night. Hope the Dodgers come back.
I've seen Mark Cuban wanna start fights also.
I guess it's happened Juan to many times this year [drum beat]
I sit in the outer Loge for Dodger games which would be considered the riff raff area. The fights at Dodger stadium usually occur in the other loge, outer field box, outer reserve, or pavillion. However ignorant fans sit everywhere. Poor behavior occurs everywhere but it certainly is worse in the outer areas.
My Laker seats are in the lower section but I've sat all over Staples from the highest seat to the lowest seat and I still contend the fan behavior is quite different. It is not just Lakers because I see many more Clipper games then Laker games and the fans still behave better. I take kids to my Dodger seats with great trepidation. My wife refuses to accompany me to any Dodger/Giant because of how ugly it gets. I've never even thought twice about taking a child to a basketball game at Staples and my wife has never not felt safe at Staples.
Curtis and I differ on this but that is my opinion.
it an ingame interview during the Angels game all he said was that the "Dodgers are now out" and its between the Angels and Braves for Tex. He didn't get into specifics.
2) we're already pretty far behind and francis has been pitching very well
3) the bullpen could use the rest
The walk up price ranges from 20-45 but the season ticket price is 1/2 that. The outer loge seats come out to 10.00 a seat when you do the buy 2 get 2 free.
4 runs does not seem like a huge difference to me and we had a rest yesterday and have one on Monday, so it seems to odd to say forget this game.
i know it's hard to continuously keep filling the space with words, but put some thought into it, people.
Or was that a preemptive "awful at bat?" =)
no, that was after he took 2 strikes and swung and missed at a pitch over his head.
He's done.
DFA him now.
the Snakes are giving it the good 'ol college try but they won't be in it in the end. Why is Roberto Hernandez even wearing a Dodger Uni!!?? i'm sorry guys just letting out some steam.
ps Pending any dumb moves from upper management of course.
I still think everyone should bring a newspaper and pull it out to read everytime his name is mentioned. Because this whole drama is boring.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2952903
I guess i'm a little naive but i didn't give them much hope this year i'm sure there gonna be great in the future but for me the Padres are a bigger concern this year.
We never saw Mr. Aaron play, all of the racial tensions and Aaron passing Ruth mess are just history to us, and whether you consider there to be proof of any "cheating" or not, the fact remains that Barry Bonds will have hit more home runs than any other player in Major League Baseball's history. As far as I'm concerned, I've never seen anybody break the all-time (or single-season) home run records, I've never seen a 43 year old outfielder hit 20+ HRs coming off of two injury-filled seasons, and I don't care if you (looking at you, Mr. Costas) have.
Everybody will have their own opinions of Bonds, and any other player in this "Enhancement Era". I for one would stand up and cheer...but then again I happen to be a phan of a different team than most of you fine folks too ;)
Bonds natural gifts, and his overweening greed and arrogance in their enlargement make him smaller and smaller as all this unfolds. He is a man of no seasons...
We do not live in court. Thank God, we are not all lawyers.
The whole notion that 755 is an important number to anyone leaves me befogged. In that sense, many of the folks who don't like Barry have helped him write this unbelievably callow script. I cancelled my MLB video when they insisted on promoting every tedious moment of it...
Another "moving forward" citing. Please, kill it now...
Said before All-Star (another aspect I could happily live without - just give the guys a rest - we know who's doing well) break that contris of Penny/Lowe/Saito/Gonzales/Martin would have to be seriously augmented second half by others, since they couldn't be expected to play at so high a level all the way.
Lowe groined, Penny cramped, Saito wounded,
Russell befuddled, and Gonzales?
Looks possible we could have another NL West "champ" in high 80s.
Opposing announcers talk about the "terrible" year Jason Bay is having for the offensively-challenged Pirates. I note he has RBIs in the mid-60s, while the cleanup hitter for the Ds, in a year when I've seen him described as part of the solution, not the problem, mid-50s. Xavier Nady, another laborer in poor Pitts' town, high-50s. Jeff has been swinging a very nice bat since just before the break, and I wish him well, and still hope he doesn't get/want his 500 at-bats.
>>> Tuesday, as the official BoycottBarry.com Website spells out, the protest moves back to Dodger Stadium, where in the past, ballpark security weren't shy about ejecting any fans wearing the Boycott Barry T-shirts or the Bonds red blindfolds. <<<
http://tinyurl.com/38g6bq
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20016002/
I'm also afraid I saw Tomato unable to catchup with a fastball today.
That has happened a lot this year.
Or two on and two outs.
On the InsideTheDodgers board someone said that somebody named A Martinez reported that the Royals want LaRoche for Dotel, and apparently Martinez said that he would make that trade in a heartbeat.
Laroche for Dotel would be a great trade...for the Royals.
Still, that trade will never happen. But if it does, I'm slashing Ned's tires.
I hate trade deadline time.
vr, Xei
http://tinyurl.com/37ddao
Maybe he's actually good!
Your analogy doesn't track with anything that involves fiction. If we're talking about a novel or short story that printed gambling information, the circumstances are entirely different.
With regards to nonfiction lyrics and documentaries, if they encourage illegal activity, I guess I'd tend to be against those too. Which is not to say that nonfiction lyrics, documentaries and gambling columns that encourage illegal activity are themselves illegal.
So I'm not getting your point. I'm not saying the newspaper column is illegal. I'm just saying I don't see a principled reason for it.
vr, Xei
>> The injuries to Derek Lowe and Brad Penny could be more serious than they have been letting on. <<
## Because Little doesn't know if Lowe or Penny can pitch Tuesday, he said he hadn't decided on a starter for that day against the San Francisco Giants. ##
http://tinyurl.com/3xa2z5
That strikes me as odd. Then again the LA Times is a large paper distributed internationally and its geographical proximity to Nevada and Indian Reservations (is sport betting legal there?) gives it an opportunity to provide these areas with much sought after information.
On the plus side the more newspapers disregard their integrity in chase of the almighty dollar, the easier it is for the non-traditional press to gain credibility.
On DT Day I waited in the small park off Stadium Way for the gates to open and I overheard a group of guys discussing odds and calling in bets to their bookies. "I think Penny is going to get lit up, he's a fastball pitcher and the Mets are fastball hitters."
Just another day at the office.
a) It is not a newspaper's job to function as an arm of law enforcement.
b) The fact that something is a law does not automatically mean that law makes sense, or that anyone has a moral obligation to urge others to follow it.
c) The specific law in question is one that is repudiated by the majority of the American public, but which has been kept in place to appease a small minority based on religious grounds.
d) The law in question is also the mother of all double standards, given that gambling of some form is legal in almost all 50 states, and is usually organized and run by state governments (i.e. lotteries).
vr, Xei
I was particularly pleased by the disappointment in the ESPN announcers' voices after a great finish in SF last night.
By the way, in case you've missed my weekly updates, I haven't been making them because I haven't been hitting well. I have, however, been throwing strikes. We won a game a couple weeks back 29-0, and were one inning away from a second consecutive shut out. My teammates don't like that I'm taking all the credit, but I know how good I am.
Totally off-topic, but I had to express how much I love the Arrested Development chicken dances. I would have to rate them:
1. George (so random, I love it)
2. Lindsay (the Elaine-like kicks are priceless)
3. Gob ("You dance like a homosexual")
4. Lucille (pretty uninspired)
Those and the Charlie Brown sulks are my favorite moments from the show.
Might I suggest a duet with Clay Aiken...?
it sounds like a softball game score, you won't get that on my sunday leauge baseball league the most runs we've ever scored were like 17 & the ump wanted to call the game off to my surprise the other team wanted to keep on playing witch i found odd knowing how badly there were playing, we won 17-1.
there gonna re-play that baby till the next guy comes along & breaks the record, god only knows how many times they've played Henry Aaron hitting 715.
One of the ironclad laws of gambling is that the house always wins.
Is it the role of the LA Times to encourage people to find new ways to illegally waste their money?
Then again, I'm finishing up a long bio of Hal Chase. And I'm also no fun.
318- And by the second time anybody's seen it, he'll be inured for life to what the forty whatever thousand people who happened to be in the stands thought of it. Additionally, you've got to figure most of the incarnations of the replay will have the theme from The Natural, or whatever, dubbed over the crowd. With Chris Berman narrating.
Good point Andrew, well i'm off to my game we're in the first round of playoffs this week so gotta get there really early & stretch out properly. Late.
Then again, I'm no fun.
Miezerski's column serves no compelling interest for the LA Times reading public. If the paper feels it has to make appeals to compulsive gamblers, then I will just use the paper even less.
Then again, I'm no fun.
If they printed the street price of illegal drugs in the Commodities section, I wouldn't be offended by that, either. In fact, I'd probably go out of my way to read that.
My local paper growing up always had the betting lines and I always looked at it as a curiosity to see who was favored in what game and by how much. I knew the intent of the line, but I didn't see it as a gambling-only tool.
Our business section could use a little vitality, so I'll pass along the idea. I like it. Perhaps they could do a little map of LA with different colors representing different drugs, so you don't have to get lost when trying to purchase them.
Neither do horoscopes. But people like reading them, so the Times gives it to them. A not-insignificant percentage of sports fans have an interest in the betting aspect of sports, even some non-gamblers. As for the illegality of sports gambling, I'll refer to Eric's point in 307.
It's tough for me to defend the Mieszerski column, because I agree with everything that Bill Dwyre wrote. But in the end, I'm ok with it. It's not the Times' job to participate in the nanny state's mission to save me from myself.
330- I didn't mean your ex. I meant the casino that sets the line that gets printed. Or are gambling odds not generated by each individual casion? Are they in the public domain?
>> Williams missed election by a small margin in 1999, but a 2000 arrest for indecent exposure probably has ruined his chances. <<
http://www.lvrj.com/sports/8795287.html
Same ole lineup for the Dodgers today against the rook, Ubaldo Jimenez.
>> One Dodgers prospect in whom the Royals are believed to have interest is Triple-A Las Vegas shortstop Chin-lung Hu, the Most Valuable Player in this year's All-Star Futures Game and a player who started out on fire when he was promoted to Las Vegas from Double-A Jacksonville earlier this month before cooling off in recent days.
Although Hu has long been considered the Dodgers' shortstop of the future, he will be blocked by Rafael Furcal at least through next season, when Furcal's contract expires. And the presence of Ivan DeJesus Jr., who is hitting .285 for the Dodgers' advanced Single-A Inland Empire affiliate, might have a higher up side than Hu and thus could render Hu expendable. <<
http://www.presstelegram.com/sports/ci_6491316
So we like the notion of advertising drug sale locations - even the Chavez Ravine Sorta-Kinda-Methadone-Clinic - where you can get cheerfully lost in various foggy and ephemeral churches and synagogues which worship baseball numbers (754 ooooooh!!!
755 aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! 756 ooooohhhh-aaaaahhhhh-yeeeee-iiiieeeeee-oooooooaaaagggggaaaahhhh...........I need a smoke, now) and the Big Little Boys who generate them.
As for more traditional chemical escapes, we like the idea of enhancing the thrill for those who actually choose it - so, if you wanna drink and drive and risk the lives of innocents (especially kids), and we have a chance to transfigure you before you inevitably do that unto us, we don't give you a trivial fine, or license points, or yawning driver's re-ed, or community service; nope, we put you in an arena parallel to the one in which you put us - the Ultimate
Drunken Crash-a-Thon. We assign you a stock vehicle, uneven dirt track, a hundred other cars programmed to run at fifty miles per, just like yours, each drunken driver, just like you, with a full tank of booze aiding and abetting his or her accident-avoidance skills, and, to celebrate your lack of social vision and connection, blindfolds. The accidents that follow are
Full-Consequence - which is to say, no medical treatment is allowed. Broken limbs? Enjoy them - part of The Thrill. Drinkin' buddy in the next car howling in ways you thought not possible from human chords? You get to listen for the duration.
Steering column up the gut? You get to slowly bleed out, like so many valuable citizens, Moms and Dads, forgotten on so many lost, dark highways the last hundred years. And we won't even speak of the kind of paralysis so often flowing from these deeds, laughin', smilin' planetary delights, kinder in the garten, who get the next sixty years in an electric chair for the awful crime of bein' there - that would be too cruel, yes? (Google Antonia Verni, who is relentlessly cheerful, afraid her parents might abandon fatefully damaged precious goods if she is not).
For mood-alterers, we have enclosed compounds, where you can feast on any chemical combo you can conceive, and, just like in the so-called Real World, purity not guaranteed. Same principles as above. No medical intervention, and you get to enjoy the performances of meth-and-coke-and-dust devotees. And, verisimilitude forever, weapons are readily available to anyone in such an ethically "diminished" state. So the people who get hurt are the thrill-seekers themselves, and not the children of Rodrigo Lara-Bonilla, or Enrique Camarena).
As for gamblers, who do their damage more tangentially, we offer a difficult path, involving arduous (and, when completed, heroic and redemptive) reconstruction of the soul, OR, the chance to wager that organ away in crisp and certain rituals, though, again, in splendid isolation, so not a hair on any innocent's head is damaged, not a meal missed, a home forfeited, the fragilest hearts torn when the risk-takers get the predictable rewards...
From the happy precincts of Neo-Nanny, we bid you a dieu...
I want to now claim that I am more fun than Bob.
I read Latin faster than I read your posts.
In the first inning.
What is Dotel's consecutive games streak?
>> Baseball is littered with stories like these. How would you like to be the guy who traded Jeff Bagwell for Larry Anderson? Or Pedro Martinez for Delino DeShields? Or Doyle Alexander for John Smoltz? <<
## "It's not a job for the meek," Colletti joked. "They say the meek shall inherit the Earth. Yeah, but the meek might not win too many championships." ##
%% In 10 years of professional sports - four in the NBA and six in MLB - Hendrickson had never played for a team that had a chance to win a title. %%
http://www.dailybreeze.com/sports/articles/8794452.html
Gee thanks, I appreciate it. But do you really think the best way to deal with addiction is to criminalize it? Not that myself or any of the other casual gamblers I know are addicted to anything, but I would've thought that Prohibition and the Drug War would've taught us all something by now.
That's all I can address at the moment. The rest of your post reads like an excerpt from one of Kevin Spacey's notebooks in "Seven".
Subconscious rule 5 violations are all over the place. Of course nothing could ever be proved in a court of law (and neither could Bond's alleged steroid violations) as Nixonian denials of crookedness would be legion.
Be it the continual references to the "riff raff" at Dodger Stadium or the Socratic mob OKed hatred of Barry Bonds - one's visceral positions on social issues are rendered obvious by the virulentness with which one's opinions are expressed on such issues.
A certain loud minority seem to even less concerned with the issue of steroids in baseball than with the need to publically express a gut level hatred of Mr Bonds. We're all Americans and if we've even done a cursory study of American history - we all know why - no need to get into that. If these people are over 4O, we all know that these are the same people that have been whining about issues like the Bakke decision for the last 30 years every time that they finish a second beer- or any other socially accepted option for sublimating their deepest darkest feelings.
Mr Bonds isn't necessarily someone that is high on my list of those I'd like to dine with, as I'm sure that alot of his problems with the public and the media are related to the fact that he's probably not a good conversationalist, but I do know where his 'tude comes from: from the stories that his father and his godfather told him about co-existing with the people that I referred to in the previous paragraph.
Also, while we're on the subject of Barry Bonds godfather, we all know why he isn't widely used as a spokesman for MLB: he's got a 'tude just like his godson. And very justifiably based on nothing more than his experiences.
It's often said that I'm no fun.
But sometimes you've got to "call a spade a spade "
DOWN THE LINE
>> "If it's excruciating and you can throw 96 mph, that's one thing," Shuey said. "When the pain is that bad and you're throwing 87-90 mph and you're ineffective, you're not going to get away with much." <<
http://tinyurl.com/2weyc9
Again, if what you're insinuating were true, everybody would still be grumbling about Hank Aaron, second beers or no.
Bonds is a jerk. Smug, self-congratulatory jerks are hard to like in general, much less cheer for when they are breaking a hallowed sports record. Never mind what drugs he did or didn't do.
Trying to evoke the real struggles Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, or Jackie Robinson went through, trying to cloak Bonds in a crocodile-tears-soaked mantle, is at best misleading and at worst heinous.
Value could shift on No. 756 ball
>> Though it's uncertain whether No. 756 would be sold at auction, sit in Bonds' personal collection or be displayed at the baseball Hall of Fame, sports memorabilia experts say the immediate value of baseball's newest treasure would be between $400,000 and $500,000. <<
http://tinyurl.com/2amez4
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